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If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?

  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Assuming it's somewhat domesticated, I'd like a Gorilla. It would be fucking badass to walk a gorilla down the street and take to dog parks.
  • justincredible
    Raw Dawgin' it;1173166 wrote:Assuming it's somewhat domesticated, I'd like a Gorilla. It would be fucking badass to walk a gorilla down the street and take to dog parks.
    lol, yeah, a gorilla would be sweet.

    I want a lemur. No idea why, I just think they are cool animals.

  • Belly35
    Because my middle name is Rino :D I would like to have a pet Rino

    Not a lot of hair, trim the yard, lots of fertiizer, can ride it, lucky horn and after it dies great bar stools

  • thePITman
    dog
  • SnotBubbles
    A bear. Nobody'd fuck with a guy with a bear.
  • sleeper
    A Tasmanian Devil.
  • mcburg93
    I would like to have some deer.
  • justincredible
    Raccoon dogs are also pretty cool.

  • hasbeen
    A mini giraffe. Would be awesome.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Well, I did tie her up last night and then rode her, but I don't think she'd make a good pet. And I definitely wouldn't take her out in public.
  • thavoice
    A Liger



    We actually had 2-3 alligators throughout the years. Kept gettng loose and we had to catch them back. Aft
  • gut
    A unicorn would get you the chicks.

    But seriously....get a monkey and train it to clean the house. For a few banannas a day, that seems like a good deal.

    And for the lulz, take a tiger to the dog park.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Dolphin. A gay dolphin.
  • 1_beast
    Certainly a Honey Badger

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  • vball10set
    that's easy

  • LJ
    A Hyena
  • justincredible
    pnhasbeen;1173195 wrote:A mini giraffe. Would be awesome.
    Yes, the one from the directv commercial was awesome. I wish those little bastards were real.
  • Crimson streak
    A cheetah. That way I can save gas when I go to white castle.
  • SnotBubbles
    justincredible;1173192 wrote:Raccoon dogs are also pretty cool.

    lol...is that a real thing?
  • Iliketurtles
    Penguin.
  • friendfromlowry
    I've always wanted a crazy animal with a human name...like Robert my pet elephant. Or Bernard the bear.
  • hasbeen
    justincredible;1173220 wrote:Yes, the one from the directv commercial was awesome. I wish those little bastards were real.

    Indeed.
  • Commander of Awesome
    This is tough. A mongoose would be cool



    so would a Lemur/Mir Car/ Dogcoon.

    However SBz makes a good argument about the Bear.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Commander of Awesome;1173233 wrote:However Sleeper makes a good argument about the Bear.
    Sleeper didn't say shit about a bear.
  • Sonofanump
    Triceratops.