Teacher Replaced After Bizarre Classroom Rant About Jesus, Mary Magdalene,and UFO's

• Devils Advocate

  

  A- on this. If she would have thrown in the Easter bunny She would have got an A=I gave her extra credit for Satin Clause.

  Before the teacher was done, she told a roomful of alternately jeering and frightened public school students that Jesus Christ impregnated Mary Magdalene just before his crucifixion. Then she switched to Spanish and over the objections of her students, elaborated at great length on her beliefs.

  She said that an army of God was coming to destroy this world on December 21, 2012, but not to worry, because Jesus had created another planet that was more beautiful than this one, a Utopia full of waterfalls where everybody was always 25 years old, where money does not exist, but Christmas does, complete with Santa Claus.

  She closes by telling her shocked students that she can perform a miracle right there in front of them. She says that if her students will look deeply into her eyes, they will see that only one was hers, and the other belonged to Jesus. She says that he put his eye in her head so he could be with her always and see what she saw.

  http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2012/05/san_benito_teacher_rant.php
  
  
  I for one believe this. This is a second hand account of the Apocalipse. No need for paper and greek translaters here.
• gut

  I don't really see Jesus being down with the whole Santa Claus thing on his birthday.
• Devils Advocate

  

  gut;1172148 wrote:I don't really see Jesus being down with the whole Santa Claus thing on his birthday.

  Have faith brother! You too can be saved.
• confucius99

  WTF? People on the chatter rave like this all the time!, and from what i've been reading, never even get sent to "the basement".
• SnotBubbles

  

  I have Jesus' other eye. Dude needs contacts...
• vball10set

  only in the SEC
  
  /sleeper'd
• justincredible

  

  confucius99;1172157 wrote:WTF? People on the chatter rave like this all the time!, and from what i've been reading, never even get sent to "the basement".

  Well, the new basement rules kinda just started.
• said_aouita

  

  I've been riding the fence all along on this Jesus Christ fella. The teacher sold me.
  
  Sign me up.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Was it this guy?