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  • Iliketurtles
    Tom Brady is sooo dreamy.

    As for the skydiving thing. I've never heard of them letting you go alone on your first try. Every place I've looked at you had to jump with someone for the 1st-3rd times.

    I don't really have a "no no list" I'm pretty open to anything expect for doing sexual acts with another dude then that would be a no for me... unless maybe it was a 3some with a really hot chick.
  • thavoice
    THE4RINGZ;1170656 wrote:Never ask Holly Mangold to show you her penis.
    Did ya have a Lola moment with her?
  • justincredible
    mcburg93;1170673 wrote:I know they are a good dog just in my head I cant get over being bit. By the way that is a good looking poodle. :(
    Thanks. They say he's half mini schnauzer but we're not buying it. I grew up around poodles (my grandpa actually had farm dog mini poodles) and he couldn't act/look any more like them. Either way, he's a BAMF.
  • thavoice
    Iliketurtles;1170675 wrote:Tom Brady is sooo dreamy.

    As for the skydiving thing. I've never heard of them letting you go alone on your first try. Every place I've looked at you had to jump with someone for the 1st-3rd times.

    I don't really have a "no no list" I'm pretty open to anything expect for doing sexual acts with another dude then that would be a no for me... unless maybe it was a 3some with a really hot chick.
    Dont know dude. I know my brother went in Virginia and did free fall his first time out. Two instructors jumped out with him but it wasnt tandem or anything.
  • Apple
    THE4RINGZ;1170656 wrote:Never ask Holly Mangold to show you her penis.
    That wasn't very nice.
  • SnotBubbles
    justincredible;1170650 wrote:Haha, that sucks. Ours is 14 pounds. He'd tear your ass apart. :)

    By "he" do you mean "she?"
  • justincredible
    SnotBubbles;1170693 wrote:By "he" do you mean "she?"
    Well, he doesn't have his nuts anymore, be he's still got a penis. So no.
  • SnotBubbles
    justincredible;1170710 wrote:Well, he doesn't have his nuts anymore, be he's still got a penis. So no.
    Just before I go there, does a personal attack on your girly looking male dog count as a personal attack on you and thereby violate the rules and agreement I had to check before I logged in today?
  • justincredible
    SnotBubbles;1170717 wrote:Just before I go there, does a personal attack on your girly looking male dog count as a personal attack on you and thereby violate the rules and agreement I had to check before I logged in today?
    I don't know, we'll see after you go there. :)

    But seriously, no, he's a dog and he doesn't post here anymore.

    But seriously, leave my dog alone.
  • Iliketurtles
    thavoice;1170686 wrote:Dont know dude. I know my brother went in Virginia and did free fall his first time out. Two instructors jumped out with him but it wasnt tandem or anything.
    Hmm thats pretty interesting... I might have to try and find them.
  • SnotBubbles
    justincredible;1170719 wrote:I don't know, we'll see after you go there. :)

    But seriously, no, he's a dog and he doesn't post here anymore.

    But seriously, leave my dog alone.
  • justincredible
    SnotBubbles;1170729 wrote:
    Are you calling my dog a broken image? How dare you!
  • SnotBubbles
    justincredible;1170732 wrote:Are you calling my dog a broken image? How dare you!
    It's not broken on my end???

    It's an animated this guy meme:
  • justincredible
    Ahh, if I copy pasta the url it just redirects me to funnyjunk.com
  • Apple
    justincredible;1170744 wrote:Ahh, if I copy pasta the url it just redirects me to funnyjunk.com
    rookie

    jk
    :)
  • thavoice
    Iliketurtles;1170725 wrote:Hmm thats pretty interesting... I might have to try and find them.
    The place in Lebanon north of cincy let ya free fall the first time too...like 50 bucks more and an hour or so more of training
  • FatHobbit
    SnotBubbles;1170717 wrote:Just before I go there, does a personal attack on your girly looking male dog count as a personal attack on you and thereby violate the rules and agreement I had to check before I logged in today?
    I can't believe you had the nerve to bring Justin's dog into this? What did he ever do to you? He is innocent and should be left out of this.
  • 2kool4skool
    ernest_t_bass;1170546 wrote:Never kiss a girl after she's sucked you off.
    See, this is why I live in San Francisco. Every weekend when I'm feelin horny i can just call up a transexual escort. Usually cheaper than women. They dont expect foreplay or for me to talk to them or cuddle with them, or kiss them like a gf. And since they have penises themselves they know how to give blowjobs, none of that little half assed loose lip sucking the head shit. They wrap their mouths tight around my dick and vacuum seal it and take their nose all the way to my pelvis each time. That's what's up, they know what a man wants.
  • Curly J
    2kool4skool;1170840 wrote:See, this is why I live in San Francisco. Every weekend when I'm feelin horny i can just call up a transexual escort. Usually cheaper than women. They dont expect foreplay or for me to talk to them or cuddle with them, or kiss them like a gf. And since they have penises themselves they know how to give blowjobs, none of that little half assed loose lip sucking the head shit. They wrap their mouths tight around my dick and vacuum seal it and take their nose all the way to my pelvis each time. That's what's up, they know what a man wants.

    Cool Story Bro !!!
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    justincredible;1170629 wrote:These are both valid and should be law.
    Tom Brady is a motherfuckin saint!
  • OSH
    Where I skydived at -- Skydive Dallas -- you could go solo your first time.

    I would have. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to. The only requirement was you had to take an 8-hour class instead of the 15-30 minute course for tandem jumping.
  • thavoice
    OSH;1170849 wrote:Where I skydived at -- Skydive Dallas -- you could go solo your first time.

    I would have. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to. The only requirement was you had to take an 8-hour class instead of the 15-30 minute course for tandem jumping.
    I know in Lebanon the tandem class was maybe an hour or so. The static line jump was about 2-3 hours maybe. Most was watching some crappy VHS videos of a disclaimer, and about the malfunctions. Then ya get put into a harness with chute cords and they show you pics of malfunctions and you had to demonstrate what to do to fix it. The free fall was an extra hour or so class, but we decided on the static line.
  • McFly1955
    Never let someone in front of me when driving if they are speeding up to a lane closing arrow just to be a d-bag and try to cut in front...ever.