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• Devils Advocate

  

  Somewhere we can discuss cerebral issues like:
  
  1. How magnets work
  
  2. Quarks and quazars, and how the effect electrons in non typical atoms.
  
  3. The Liberal brain, and if there is some chemical reason for socialist behavior
  
  4. What exactly is in Heretic's blood, and how we can exploit it to either end the drug wars, solve the energy crisis, or use it to kill all enemies of the United States. ( foreign or domestic).
  
  5. Is serious business so serious that it has to be taken serious.
  
  Thoughtful submissions will be graciously accepted.
• Heretic

  

  I don't want to alarm you, but over the weekend, a couple damn teens asked if they could sprinkle a bit of my blood into their weed to add to the buzz. I complied, jabbed my finger with a needle and gave them a few drops. They were having a great time, talking about all sorts of cool hallucinations...for about 30 minutes at which point they simultaneously had their heads explode while their bodies spontaneously combusted.
  
  In short...I need a professional housecleaning service. Preferably one that keeps their mouths shut about things like exploded, charred corpses glued to my couch. Messy shit, that.
• justincredible

  

  
• Commander of Awesome

  

  
• Iliketurtles

  

  Heretic;1170337 wrote:I don't want to alarm you, but over the weekend, a couple damn teens asked if they could sprinkle a bit of my blood into their weed to add to the buzz. I complied, jabbed my finger with a needle and gave them a few drops. They were having a great time, talking about all sorts of cool hallucinations...for about 30 minutes at which point they simultaneously had their heads explode while their bodies spontaneously combusted.
  
  In short...I need a professional housecleaning service. Preferably one that keeps their mouths shut about things like exploded, charred corpses glued to my couch. Messy shit, that.

  I think there are women who clean houses in Texas that could help you out... they are kinda expensive though.
• cruiser_96

  

  Hogwarts and slithytoves...
  
  Any word on R.O.U.S.'s?
• Devils Advocate

  

  Heretic;1170337 wrote:I don't want to alarm you, but over the weekend, a couple damn teens asked if they could sprinkle a bit of my blood into their weed to add to the buzz. I complied, jabbed my finger with a needle and gave them a few drops. They were having a great time, talking about all sorts of cool hallucinations...for about 30 minutes at which point they simultaneously had their heads explode while their bodies spontaneously combusted.
  
  In short...I need a professional housecleaning service. Preferably one that keeps their mouths shut about things like exploded, charred corpses glued to my couch. Messy ****, that.

  Interesting, but could you elaborate on the "explosions". My hypothesis on "experienced"blood has shown an inference to a pathogyn born vacume. This would tend to cause an implosion.
  
  
  
  
  
  A cleaning service, preferably one that uses fire, would be preferential to disposal of the corpses. My hypothesis shows that these bodies are in the first metamorfal stage of zombeism and should not be taken lightly.
• said_aouita

  

  Devils Advocate;1170374 wrote:
  
  A cleaning service, preferably one that uses fire, would be preferential to disposal of the corpses.

  Cut em up and go fishing. Great bait for cat fish, hybrids and stripers.
• DeadliestWarrior34