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Alligator Attacks kayak (nsfw lang)

  • Speedofsand
    because the fool is fishing with a yorkie in his lap! he just moved here from Mass., never really saw a gator before. HAHA

    [video=youtube;MKVzxAFSLUo][/video]
  • I Wear Pants
    I went kayaking yesterday.

    Hope this helps.
  • Ironman92
    Kayak is my favorite palindrome.
  • SportsAndLady
    That was retarded

    That's not even me trolling SOS, that was really stupid

    That was just a hillbilly southerner getting weakly attacked by an animal
  • SportsAndLady
    And this isn't professional sports, this is a hillbilly southerner getting attacked by an animal
  • SportsAndLady
    And by attack I of course mean came out of the water a little and nipped the edge of a fucking kayak

    SMFH cut this thread's neck
  • Speedofsand
    SportsAndLady;1164899 wrote:
    That's not even me trolling SOS, that was really stupid

    That was just a hillbilly southerner
    S&FAIL, the guy is a yankee, from Massachusetts. If you could read and understand you would have known that and not be such a stupid troll.
  • LJ
    Choot em Elidabeth!!!
  • Fly4Fun
    It's a weak video. I was expecting some carnage or inappropriate comedy... thoroughly disappointed as neither was provided.

    -1
  • Commander of Awesome
    QQ4Fail;1164963 wrote:It's a weak video. I was expecting some carnage or inappropriate comedy... thoroughly disappointed as neither was provided.

    -1
    Just like you, think everyone's goal in life is to appease you. SMH
  • Speedofsand
    Stop it @ 1:16 -The gator's head was bigger than the dog. The dog was knocked out the left side, you can see him get reeled in quickly by the idiot yankee. He took the dog out again for a local tv news clip.
  • Fly4Fun
    Commander of Awesome;1164967 wrote:Just like you, think everyone's goal in life is to appease you. SMH
    There are two primary uses for internet videos... either entertainment or education. I thought going into this that it probably wasn't going to educational.

    Just like you, following me around to make a negative comment. SMH.
  • vball10set
    fucking hillbilly shit :rolleyes:
  • WebFire
    Pfffftttt...
  • thavoice
    brother and my dad were kayaking in florida last month.

    a mantatee came up to the surface and launched my brother 10 feet in the air.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Smug4Fail;1164970 wrote: Just like you, following me around to make a negative comment. SMH.
    I post more than you do, not following you. Get over yourself.
  • DeyDurkie5
    the worst
  • Laley23
    That was really, really lame.
  • Mark Mack
    Did he call the alligator a fucking cocksucker?
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    ITOTW
  • Iliketurtles
    Damn this was terrible... turrrrriiibbbblleeeee!
  • Heretic
    I give this film 1/5 stars.
    Horrible portrayal of gators. They are quite friendly.
    My family members have posed for pictures with them before.
    Do not watch.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and pee'd into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its wamth, and then unclasped my hands. as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?
  • se-alum
    I saw this thread at work, and wanted to watch it but couldn't. Now, imagine my disappointment just now when I watched it. Terrible.
  • SportsAndLady
    Speedofsand;1164959 wrote:S&FAIL, the guy is a yankee, from Massachusetts. If you could read and understand you would have known that and not be such a stupid troll.
    Your hillbilly thread sucked, admit it