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Stage Fright

  • FatHobbit
    Fly4Fun;1161429 wrote:But I just never understood the concept of being afraid of pissing in front of other people.
    It's not really being afraid. Sometimes the piss just doesn't flow.
  • DeyDurkie5
    "QUIT STARING AT MY DICK!"

  • vball10set
    FatHobbit;1161490 wrote:It's not really being afraid. Sometimes the piss just doesn't flow.
    sounds like a prostate problem to me
  • Iliketurtles
    Nope never have had problems going.
  • Belly35
    The problem many of you have is that you don't know if women restroom have urinal or not. You're assuming something you never been in .... or seen. </SPAN>
    No wonder you guys can't get laid you have no idea about women …

    Remember "drunk" so anything that is attached to the wall could be a urinal





    </SPAN>
  • enigmaax
    Belly35;1161582 wrote:The problem many of you have is that you don't know if women restroom have urinal or not. You're assuming something you never been in .... or seen. </SPAN>
    No wonder you guys can't get laid you have no idea about women &#8230;

    Remember "drunk" so anything that is attached to the wall could be a urinal





    </SPAN>
    Or maybe the women you like have penises?
  • FatHobbit
    enigmaax;1161639 wrote:Or maybe the women you like have penises?
  • ernest_t_bass
    DeyDurkie5;1161549 wrote:"QUIT STARING AT MY DICK!"


    Perfect example.
  • Ytowngirlinfla
    Eh I do on occasion depending on who I'm doing urinalysis with. Had one today but the girl who observed didn't sit there and stare at me.
  • gerb131
    Only when on probation I could never piss with the bailiff watching.
  • gerb131
    ccrunner609;1161980 wrote:Stage fright is a subconcious reaction. When animals are peeing they are vulnerable. Animals like dogs will look away from or not want people to see them taking a dump.

    Deep in our brains we feel vulnerable to attack when taking a leek so its difficult to do so around others.
    LOL I always make fun of the neighbor dog when its taking a dump
  • chicago510
    vball10set;1161554 wrote:sounds like a prostate problem to me
    This. If you also pee frequently, have trouble pissing much at once and piss at night a lot, see your doc soon.
  • chicago510
    ccrunner609;1161980 wrote:Stage fright is a subconcious reaction. When animals are peeing they are vulnerable. Animals like dogs will look away from or not want people to see them taking a dump.

    Deep in our brains we feel vulnerable to attack when taking a leek so its difficult to do so around others.
    Gym teacher or Profesional Psychologist?!?!
  • Con_Alma
    ernest_t_bass;1161410 wrote:You're less of a man, apparently. Can't believe you just admitted to being less of a man. How dare you be less of a man.
    ????

    Why does that make him "less of a man". I don't think being a "man" is predicated on the the ability to tun on the urine spigot at will.
  • Manhattan Buckeye
    Never really understood it, when the hose is lifted from the rung you might as well use it. As Homer Simpson said, "I mix a whiskey drink, I mix a vodka drink, and when I need to pee, I use the kitchen sink."
  • ernest_t_bass
    Con_Alma;1162059 wrote:????

    Why does that make him "less of a man". I don't think being a "man" is predicated on the the ability to tun on the urine spigot at will.

    For the love of God, STFU.
  • ernest_t_bass
    chicago510;1162014 wrote:This. If you also pee frequently, have trouble pissing much at once and piss at night a lot, see your doc soon.

    Do you have a going problem? If so, you may have a growing problem.
  • Con_Alma
    ernest_t_bass;1162061 wrote:For the love of God, STFU.
    Nahhh.
  • THE4RINGZ
    I actually saw a study on this "shy guy" syndrome, the easiest way to solve the situation while you are standing there and can't piss, is to do simpl math problems in your head. Apparently that refocused the brain away from the fact you can't pee in public.
  • chicago510
    THE4RINGZ;1162081 wrote:I actually saw a study on this "shy guy" syndrome, the easiest way to solve the situation while you are standing there and can't piss, is to do simpl math problems in your head. Apparently that refocused the brain away from the fact you can't pee in public.
    ETB cant do math or piss in public, so he's fucked.
  • ernest_t_bass
    chicago510;1162319 wrote:ETB cant do math or piss in public, so he's fucked.
    I can't?
  • like_that
    ernest_t_bass;1162320 wrote:I can't?
    Can you?
  • ernest_t_bass
    like_that;1162323 wrote:Can you?
    Can't I?
  • Heretic
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  • sherm03
    Happens to me all the time at bars or sporting events with long lines. Just knowing someone is standing there waiting for me to go makes me struggle to get the flow going.