Bat or Bird in Chimney

• ernest_t_bass

  

  Fuck you, ETB.
  
  Ok, now that we got that out of the way... Anyone have experience with birds/bats in their chimney? First time for me. I'm a virgin.
  
  Is there a particular sound, flutter, chirp/squeal that can help one distinguish between a bat or chimney swift (bird)?
  
  Yes, I've checked Google. Now I'm asking the experts.
  
  LJ?
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Bats screech, birds chirp.
• oberhaus

  

  Double first....
  
  
  Sorry...first time being first.
• like_that

  

  ernest_t_bass;1160528 wrote:Fuck you, ETB.
  
  Ok, now that we got that out of the way... Anyone have experience with birds/bats in their chimney? First time for me. I'm a virgin.
  
  Is there a particular sound, flutter, chirp/squeal that can help one distinguish between a bat or chimney swift (bird)?
  
  Yes, I've checked Google. Now I'm asking the experts.
  
  LJ?

  Are you that insecure?
• oberhaus

  

  We had a dead bird in our furnace vent. Plugged shit up and made house smell like gas. Thats the limit of my expertise.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  I've only had racoons in the chimney, for that I called a guy. He basically put on a glove, reached in and grabbed the baby. Then got on the roof and held the thing for the mom to hear to make her get out of the chimney.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  like_that;1160545 wrote:Are you that insecure?

  
  Lol, wut?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Commander of Awesome;1160550 wrote:I've only had racoons in the chimney, for that I called a guy. He basically put on a glove, reached in and grabbed the baby. Then got on the roof and held the thing for the mom to hear to make her get out of the chimney.

  
  Lol. That'd be a funny cite.
• like_that

  

  ernest_t_bass;1160563 wrote:Lol. That'd be a funny site.

  sight*
• ernest_t_bass

  

  like_that;1160565 wrote:sight*

  
  Fixed it
• oberhaus

  

  oberhaus;1160544 wrote:Double first....
  
  
  Sorry...first time being first.

  
  DAMN!!!!!
• chicago510

  

  ernest_t_bass;1160528 wrote: I'm a virgin.

  
  /thread
• Ironman92

  

  Throw a cover over the chimney....either will eventually die....both will stink a bit.
  
  Probably not bats.
• hoops23

  

  Get a flamethrower and some gasoline.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  hoops23;1160606 wrote:Get a flamethrower and some gasoline.

  Clearly the only answer.
  
  Sorry ETB, wait until LJ wakes up I guess?
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  hoops23;1160606 wrote:Get a flamethrower and some gasoline.

  
• hoops23

  

  Commander of Awesome;1160611 wrote:Clearly the only answer.
  
  Sorry ETB, wait until LJ wakes up I guess?

  LOL, you're going to be so negged by LJ for this.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  hoops23;1160625 wrote:LOL, you're going to be so negged by LJ for this.

  
• chicago510

  

  LJ's wife is a vet, you're good bro.
• LJ

  

  I dont have a chimney. Glad I could be of help.
• Steel Valley Football

  My dad and grandfather owned a chimney building company that raised baby bats and birds on the side so they could shove them up chimneys and learn to differentiate the sounds each made when stuck.
  
  
  /LJ'd
• LJ

  

  Steel Valley Football;1160720 wrote:My dad and grandfather owned a chimney building company that raised baby bats and birds on the side so they could shove them up chimneys and learn to differentiate the sounds each made when stuck.
  
  
  /LJ'd

  
  Uh wut?
• hoops23

  

  LJ;1160724 wrote:Uh wut?

  He fucking owned you. Just take it.
• LJ

  

  hoops23;1160725 wrote:He fucking owned you. Just take it.

  
  How so? Ive never claimed either of them ever did anything but real estate. derp
• hoops23

  

  LJ;1160729 wrote:How so? Ive never claimed either of them ever did anything but real estate. derp