Got stuck in traffic last night...

• hasbeen

  

  justincredible;1153551 wrote:I don't like your story so I'll tell my own.
  
  Fuck you.

  
  okay. Already screwed your wife so this will make it even.
  
  And boom goes the dynamite.
• justincredible

  

  pnhasbeen;1153554 wrote:okay. Already screwed your wife so this will make it even.
  
  And boom goes the dynamite.

  lol
• LJ

  

  enigmaax;1153437 wrote:What about an emu?
  
  True story, I dead-stopped on the interstate one time for an emu. I thought it was an ostrich. Had I known it was just an emu, probably would've hit it. Fucking wannabes. Also, had I known I'd be divorced a few years later, I'd probably have hit it too, since I was driving my then-wife's car. Or just "hit it" because it wasn't as much of a slut as my now ex-wife. Additionally, I felt like I was going to be Jurassic Park'd as the fucking thing turned his head from side-to-side looking in my window. That is all.

  
• dlazz

  justincredible;1153553 wrote:

  
  Stupid Swype. I'm leaving it typo'd
• Steel Valley Football

  pnhasbeen;1153540 wrote:I don't like justin's story so I'll tell my own.
  
  Played a double header in cleveland last year, heading home in a charter. Stopped in traffic for like two minutes. Apparently that was too much for our bus driver because he went onto the side of the freeway and drove twenty minutes past all the traffic.
  
  Now that's a cool story, justin.

  
  I dated a girl for four years whose dad owned gas wells and bred horses; lotsa money, but kind of redneck. So when he would take us to Northfield Race Track, he would go about 100mph and pass on the left in the grass/gravel on the highway, the Turnpike actually. Once or twice, had all four wheels in the grass. It used to scare the shit outta me lol. Btw, there would only be me and his son in law in the car and never his daughters. He prob did it on purpose.