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Zero-Turn-Radius Mower

  • Belly35
    It is time to buy a new mower

    Love my old 1979 Simplicity Tractor (16HP) 44" deck it has served me well but it is time for a new mower.

    I have 1.5 mowing acreage some trees and flower beds but we do those with a trim mower and weed eater. Slight hill on one side of the house and also at the end of the property there is a up hill area. </SPAN>

    Any recommendation for a Zero-Turn-Radius-Mower ?
  • thavoice
    Belly35;1152457 wrote:It is time to buy a new mower

    Love my old 1979 Simplicity Tractor (16HP) 44" deck it has served me well but it is time for a new mower.

    I have 1.5 mowing acreage some trees and flower beds but we do those with a trim mower and weed eater. Slight hill on one side of the house and also at the end of the property there is a up hill area.

    Any recommendation for a Zero-Turn-Radius-Mower ?
    Just hire a mexican to mow your yard.

    That is, of course, after he is finished playing basketball
  • Steel Valley Football
    1.5 acres??? I'd mow that shit with a push mower. Like a boss. On days I had an extra 10 minutes, I'd use a weedwhacker on the whole thing.
  • vball10set
    Let Jesus mow it

    /sleeper'd
  • Steel Valley Football
    Jesus Take the Mower


    /carrieunderwood'd
  • said_aouita
    Scag

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  • mcburg93
    I have a John deere with 54" deck I kinda wish I would have just bought the tractor instead of the zero turn. I had a grasshopper before this and I really liked it.
  • justincredible
    Steel Valley Football;1152466 wrote:1.5 acres??? I'd mow that shit with a push mower. Like a boss.
    Growing up I used to mow well over an acre with a push mower before mom finally dropped the coin on a riding mower. I probably pushed it for 2 or 3 seasons. A zero-turn sounds like completely overkill for a yard that small but it isn't my money.
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  • j_crazy
    My brother has a snapper from the 70s still a great mower. Id get that if they still make them.
  • queencitybuckeye
    If you're going to spend that kind of money, go with a brand the pros use. Scag or Exmark would be my choices.
  • thavoice
    vball10set;1152504 wrote:
    This is supposed to be about mowers, not about your sexual conquest last weekend.
  • Steel Valley Football
    justincredible;1152508 wrote:Growing up I used to mow well over an acre with a push mower before mom finally dropped the coin on a riding mower. I probably pushed it for 2 or 3 seasons. A zero-turn sounds like completely overkill for a yard that small but it isn't my money.

    No doubt the first ever riding mower in Nerk. ;)
  • Pick6
    Dixie Chopper.



    /thread.
  • vball10set
    thavoice;1152550 wrote:This is supposed to be about mowers, not about your sexual conquest last weekend.
    It's not a sheep, numnuts :rolleyes:
  • LJ
    My cousin invented the zero-turn
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  • Heretic
    vball10set;1152583 wrote:It's not a sheep, numnuts :rolleyes:
    Goats are today's sheep for the new-age professional.
  • vball10set
    Heretic;1152594 wrote:Goats are today's sheep for the new-age professional.
    :D
  • justincredible
    Steel Valley Football;1152559 wrote:No doubt the first ever riding mower in Nerk. ;)
    It was the second one. The guy that bought the first got a DUI on his almost immediately, though.
  • Steel Valley Football
    justincredible;1152605 wrote:It was the second one. The guy that bought the first got a DUI on his almost immediately, though.
    That must've been the guy who then got a motorized bar stool. Hopefully you heard about that or the joke will be lost.

    I was wondering if you were gonna see Leroy last night here in c-bus, but then I saw you posting last night. I backed out at the last minute. He was at Bernies.
  • Belly35
    Clarification on a few points:

    Hire a Mexican : I have to learn Mexican and I haven&#8217;t mastered English yet
    I don&#8217;t like the smell of them
    I only use them for roofing
    Don&#8217;t trust them with scissors

    Prefer Cubans Cube a Yard and Ice Cubes for the winter

    Buy a Goat: I don&#8217;t like the smell of them
    Between dog shit and goat crap I could not walk in my back yard
    Goat rips the grass and not a sharp cut
    No cup holder

    Push Mower: Work smart not hard is the motto
    I don&#8217;t like the way I smell after pushing for an hour
    No cup holder

    Less time I can spend mowing the grass the more time at the pistol range. God knows I will need all the accuracy I can get when the government comes for me.
  • justincredible
    Steel Valley Football;1152607 wrote:That must've been the guy who then got a motorized bar stool. Hopefully you heard about that or the joke will be lost.

    I was wondering if you were gonna see Leroy last night here in c-bus, but then I saw you posting last night. I backed out at the last minute. He was at Bernies.
    My post was based on the barstool DUI.

    Also, I didn't realize Leroy was in Cbus. I had Reds tickets anyway.
  • OneBuckeye
    Ferris