How many men could you beat off?

• Steel Valley Football

  This is serious. Do not troll this thread.
  
  If you were in a gang fight and people were jumping on you from all directions, how many could you beat off of you? I'm a pretty good fighter so I'd say about three.
  
  What if you were being attacked and had a bat? Could you beat off more men that way? Especially if they were attacking your friends. But if you had a hook, you could hook them and JERK them off, right?
  
  I've never met Fab1b, but he claims to be tough so he'd probably beat off more men than anyone here. Justin too...he's probably pretty tough. What about Justin with a hook? I'd bet Justin could jerk off a whole lot of men. I'd pay to see that. How much would you pay to see Justin jerk off a whole bunch of men who were attacking his friends? Most of you have at least a few dollars saved since you're not buying flashlights.
  
  Right?
• sleeper

  

  Zero.
• skank

  

  I say molin could jerk off MANY men, doesn't even need a hook.
• believer

  

  [h=2]How many men could you beat off?[/h]Sorry...just me. You can beat off all the men you want. :thumbup:
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  
• Curly J

  

  Zero for me. My Wife on the other hand was in the Marine Corps and with her training I'm sure she can beat off a few.
• Rotinaj

  

  I don't mean to brag but at least 1000.
• Steel Valley Football

  ccrunner could probably beat a whole slew of grade-school children, since they are much smaller than fully-developed men.
• Steel Valley Football

  sleeper;1150963 wrote:Zero.

  Liar.
  
  You're probaly a beat-off CHAMP.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Literally Lol'd a ton on this thread.
• rmolin73

  

  skank;1150965 wrote:I say molin could jerk off MANY men, doesn't even need a hook.

  And so continues your fetish with dudes doing dudes. Get help lil fella.
• hasbeen

  

  Rotinaj;1150971 wrote:I don't mean to brag but at least 1000.

  
  Pussy. 1 trillion for me
• Steel Valley Football

  ^^^^
  
  Wow, he's tough!
• gerb131

  

  More than France.
• Sonofanump

  Just myself.
• Tigerfan00

  

  ccrunner609;1150969 wrote:lots of boys

  You dont say.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Bout tree fiddy
• Steel Valley Football

  I would not beat off with a tree. I could not, would not, with a tree.
• gut

  You could get yourself a bulldozer and just plow a few dozen without even straining.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  You could get a strap-on and have anal sex with two at a time.
• chicago510

  

  You could get a hose and just squirt it on everyones face.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  SVF loves the cock. Pretty safe assumption from his time on the internet.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  Just one for now
• hoops23

  

  ccrunner609;1151142 wrote:What are you doing with that other hand????

  clicking the mouse
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  ccrunner609;1151142 wrote:What are you doing with that other hand????

  Want to come find out?