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What can the OC do to attract more female members?

  • sleeper
    We have, what, like 3 girls on this forum? One of them is a lesbo, I'm pretty sure Zam is a Lesbo, and fab4runner doesn't post anymore.

    I don't have any brilliant ideas to accomplish this goal, so I'll leave it to someone else to bring in the ladies.

    Thoughts?
  • Rotinaj
    We could start by changing the name of the website to kitchensupplies.com
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Rotinaj;1148156 wrote:We could start by changing the name of the website to kitchensupplies.com
    This is assuming they have access to a computer in the kitchen. I don't know about you, but i don't want my woman distracted while in the kitchen.
  • justincredible
    Women, in general, aren't big message board people. Getting more to post here would be great, though.
  • FatHobbit
    Stop being chauvinist ass holes? Never gonna happen.
  • ernest_t_bass
    We need to pull our dicks out. That may bring snot back too.
  • justincredible
    FatHobbit;1148166 wrote:Stop being chauvinist ass holes? Never gonna happen.
    Yep, probably.
    ernest_t_bass;1148171 wrote:We need to pull our dicks out. That may bring snot back too.
    I lol'd.
  • Ytowngirlinfla
    sleeper;1148152 wrote:We have, what, like 3 girls on this forum? One of them is a lesbo, I'm pretty sure Zam is a Lesbo, and fab4runner doesn't post anymore.

    I don't have any brilliant ideas to accomplish this goal, so I'll leave it to someone else to bring in the ladies.

    Thoughts?
    Not gay sleeper!
  • FatHobbit
    ernest_t_bass;1148171 wrote:We need to pull our dicks out. That may bring snot back too.
    Maybe we need to admit that as a group, a bunch of guys who spend all their time on a message board have no idea how to attract women? :cry:
  • Ytowngirlinfla
    ernest_t_bass;1148171 wrote:We need to pull our ****s out. That may bring snot back too.
    That would scare more people away since we know you are all a bunch of middle aged white men.
  • chicago510
    My girlfriend laughs in my face when she sees me posting on here. Anyone else share in this experience?



    I of course scold her for leaving the kitchen without asking.
  • Little Danny
    chicago510;1148181 wrote:My girlfriend laughs in my face when she sees me posting on here. Anyone else share in this experience?



    I of course scold her for leaving the kitchen without asking.
    While handing me my sammich, my wife rolls her eyes.
  • sleeper
    Ytowngirlinfla;1148175 wrote:Not gay sleeper!
    I was talking about LJ.
  • goosebumps
    chicago510;1148181 wrote:My girlfriend laughs in my face when she sees me posting on here. Anyone else share in this experience?



    I of course scold her for leaving the kitchen without asking.
    Yep my gf always used to give me shit for posting on jjhuddle, then I told her that I was done with the huddle, she was happy so i made sex to her. Then I told her that i was posting on ohiochatter from then on. She asked what ohiochatter was, I said it was a minor league website.


    Actually think it was called freehuddle at the time
  • justincredible
    chicago510;1148181 wrote:My girlfriend laughs in my face when she sees me posting on here. Anyone else share in this experience?



    I of course scold her for leaving the kitchen without asking.
    My wife gives me shit for it but doesn't mind too much since I'm getting paid like a boss.
  • Ytowngirlinfla
    justincredible;1148186 wrote:My wife gives me **** for it but doesn't mind too much since I'm getting paid like a boss.
    Rollin in that $1 per week. Like a boss!
  • justincredible
    Ytowngirlinfla;1148188 wrote:Rollin in that $1 per week. Like a boss!
    Psh. 1 dollar. Per day.
  • hoops23
    justincredible;1148198 wrote:Psh. 1 dollar. Per day.
    Baller status
  • hoops23
    Also, Clam Bake.

    That is all.
  • hasbeen
    Offer alcohol and dancing to awful pop music.
  • Tigerfan00
    Have ccrunner post more pics of his b-hole.
  • wes_mantooth
    I have had three or so sign up.....but none of them stay interested
  • Glory Days
    a quick link to pinterest?
  • SportsAndLady
    FatHobbit;1148166 wrote:Stop being chauvinist ass holes? Never gonna happen.
    Idk about the chauvinist part...mainly because I don't know what that means...but being a huge asshole is generally how I pick up chicks.
  • vball10set
    Raw Dawgin' it;1148157 wrote:This is assuming they have access to a computer in the kitchen. I don't know about you, but i don't want my woman distracted while in the kitchen.
    Is this what you call "bringing something to the table"? And for the record, you need to have a girl before you can "want" her to do anything...just sayin' ;)