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Scared man calls cops on woman who wants a ton of sex

  • BR1986FB
  • ytownfootball
    No pic, damn...sure makes posting comments on such issues difficult. She's 47, so this could go about fiddy fiddy, leaning toward skank.
  • BORIStheCrusher
    ytownfootball;1143860 wrote:No pic, damn...sure makes posting comments on such issues difficult. She's 47, so this could go about fiddy fiddy, leaning toward skank.
  • bigkahuna
    Forever negged.
  • oletiger
    limp
  • ytownfootball
    It could be worse...just sayin'

  • Curly J
    ccrunner609;1143950 wrote:you get her to nut properly that doesnt happen
    Epically if you get her to 'nut' a whole 3 times.
  • Midstate01
    ccrunner609;1143950 wrote:if you just go after school age boys, that doesnt happen

    what????
  • hoops23
    WTF
  • password
    Maybe she looked like this,

  • ytownfootball
    Even the cops would be bangin' that, nope, she had to be a skank.
  • cat_lover
    Did darbypitcher file the complaint?
  • BORIStheCrusher
    ytownfootball;1143955 wrote:It could be worse...just sayin'

    You could bang her belly button and her knee cap, that might be kinda cool...
  • Ironman92
    BORIStheCrusher;1144042 wrote:You could bang her belly button and her knee cap, that might be kinda cool...

    By cool you mean off-the-charts disgusting? That belly button crevice would swallow a buffalo.
  • ytownfootball
    BORIStheCrusher;1144042 wrote:You could bang her belly button and her knee cap, that might be kinda cool...
    Yeah, I'm not down with pulling out a 3 month old Cheeto on my peenor tip.
  • Ironman92
    ytownfootball;1144049 wrote:Yeah, I'm not down with pulling out a 3 month old Cheeto on my peenor tip.

    It would take a 37 inch pecker to sop up that Cheetoh.

    Congrats.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    This thread went downhill quickly.
  • vball10set
    ccrunner609;1143950 wrote:you get her to nut properly that doesnt happen
    *doesn't