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How to have an epic night

  • Heretic
    Take bus to Nashville.

    Commit 10 felonies in 9 hours.

    Get arrested.

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-commits-10-felonies-9-hours-231718822.html
  • Crimson streak
    What a boss
  • Commander of Awesome
    "smeared his feces on some of the framed law degrees."

    Not a lawyer fan, look out for this guy ishelp.
  • ytownfootball
    I'll be disappointed if what led to his epic meltdown was the loss of his job as a gym teacher or that he lost his framed degree from the community college...
  • Rotinaj
    Not impressed.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    lol wtf
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    ytownfootball;1141675 wrote:I'll be disappointed if what led to his epic meltdown was the loss of his job as a gym teacher or that he lost his framed degree from the community college...
    Maybe it was Thavoice - purposely gets arrested to do serious time away from his wife.
  • ytownfootball
    Raw Dawgin' it;1141680 wrote:Maybe it was Thavoice - purposely gets arrested to do serious time away from his wife.
    Probably fucked up his lawn with shitty lawn products...Fuck it. Imma rampage now.
  • Heretic
    I think the dude's night had to have peaked at the hotel. Shitting over their law offices, followed by robbing people at gunpoint while crying.

    Greatest. Night. Ever.
  • ytownfootball
    Heretic;1141690 wrote:I think the dude's night had to have peaked at the hotel. Shitting over their law offices, followed by robbing people at gunpoint while crying.

    Greatest. Night. Ever.
    Agreed, taking a few moments for a little trim...would love to have the transcripts of what was going through that fucked up head of his.
  • Heretic
    ytownfootball;1141695 wrote:Agreed, taking a few moments for a little trim...would love to have the transcripts of what was going through that fucked up head of his.
    At that point, something like, "Ohshitohshitohshit...meth buzz is running out; need to recapture the magic again...need another bump another bump another bump".
  • THE4RINGZ
    It was a crazy night bitches.
  • Devils Advocate
    Only a midget ( or two ) and a one armed carryout girl could improve this story....
  • Jughead
    Public hanging is warranted.
  • Curly J
    Devils Advocate;1141770 wrote:Only a midget ( or two ) and a one armed carryout girl could improve this story....
    Or an Autistic Chick that knows the Kama Sutra and waters the plants at Lowe's.
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Rotinaj;1141677 wrote:Not impressed.
    Reps.

    Why would anyone be impressed by the antics of this dope? Saying one is "impressed" gives all the other morons out there the "push" they need to do something stupid and endanger innocent lives.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Scarlet_Buckeye;1142563 wrote:Reps.

    Why would anyone be impressed by the antics of this dope? Saying one is "impressed" gives all the other morons out there the "push" they need to do something stupid and endanger innocent lives.

    The same people that rep this are repping teachers who hook up with students. The world is full of stupid people and many of them have found their way onto the OC.
  • 1_beast
    Steel Valley Football;1142661 wrote:The same people that rep this are repping teachers who hook up with students. The world is full of stupid people and many of them have found their way onto the OC.
    some even set up a fight at Put In Bay, only to realize they will get their ass kicked, so they back out and start kissing ass.
  • Heretic
    Steel Valley Football;1142661 wrote:The same people that rep this are repping teachers who hook up with students. The world is full of stupid people and many of them have found their way onto the OC.
    According to my settings, I have received a total of zero reps for posting this story.

    Which, honestly, really fucking disappoints me. I pulled an AAF, but with an actual interesting link to read.
  • gut
    Heretic;1142742 wrote:According to my settings, I have received a total of zero reps for posting this story.

    Which, honestly, really ****ing disappoints me. I pulled an AAF, but with an actual interesting link to read.
    Because your thread was a fail. No epic night begins with a Greyhound ride.
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Steel Valley Football;1142661 wrote:The same people that rep this are repping teachers who hook up with students. The world is full of stupid people and many of them have found their way onto the OC.
    Last time I checked, a 16 yr old male student having "hook ups" with a good looking female teacher is a completely different situation.

    This "epic night" involves endangering innocent lives. An underage "hook up" involving a female teacher only endangers the life of the female teacher (to which she made the decision unto her own free will). Perhaps an argument can be made that damage is done to her immediately family members due to "damaging the family's image/name," but other than that... completely different stories/situations.
  • Steel Valley Football
    1_beast;1142679 wrote:some even set up a fight at Put In Bay, only to realize they will get their ass kicked, so they back out and start kissing ass.

    You sure you wanna go there? You're so far away from the actual conversation it's not funny. Go look it up then decide.

    Fwiw, I like Fab but there is no question in my mind I'd beat him in a street fight. I've fought enough fights to know this.
  • Steel Valley Football
    1_beast;1142679 wrote:some even set up a fight at Put In Bay, only to realize they will get their ass kicked, so they back out and start kissing ass.
    Btw if you were offended by my "stupid people" comment then you are among them lol.
  • 1_beast
    Steel Valley Football;1142795 wrote:Btw if you were offended by my "stupid people" comment then you are among them lol.
    LOL I question your intellect as well as your integrity. While I'm sure you have been in many fights, I'm sure after getting your ass kicked enough times, you started just offering your lunch money.
  • Steel Valley Football
    1_beast;1142919 wrote:LOL I question your intellect as well as your integrity. While I'm sure you have been in many fights, I'm sure after getting your ass kicked enough times, you started just offering your lunch money.

    I've seen the Grand Ole Opry and I've met Johnny Cash.