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  • thavoice
    Raw Dawgin' it;1134630 wrote:sounds like you could use a stiff drink, or 5.
    Roger that.

    Last time I tried that she went all ballistic on my ass.....gotta be an archived thread about that somewhere on here!

    BUt back to this lucky, lucky guy who is getting married.

    My experience is just one.

    I imagine every other married person on the OC will sing praises on how great it will be.

    Goodluck.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    The only bad part i've heard is less blow jobs
  • ernest_t_bass
    thePITman;1134637 wrote:If every person and couple was as miserable as thavoice is/was, then yes. Haha!

    Haha.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    thavoice;1134641 wrote:Roger that.

    Last time I tried that she went all ballistic on my ass.....gotta be an archived thread about that somewhere on here!

    BUt back to this lucky, lucky guy who is getting married.

    My experience is just one.

    I imagine every other married person on the OC will sing praises on how great it will be.

    Goodluck.
    Bump

    http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?28158-Having-a-beer.-Will-I-be-allowed
  • I Wear Pants
    thavoice;1134629 wrote:Women have their own post-marriage financial strategy.

    What's hers is hers, and what's yours is hers.

    End of story.
    Can you just divorce or kill this bitch already?
  • dwccrew
    I Wear Pants;1134667 wrote:Can you just divorce or kill this bitch already?
    Or he can kill himself. Any of the three options should pretty much spare us from hearing about that shitty marriage ever again.
  • Tigerfan00
    thavoice;1134641 wrote:Roger that.

    Last time I tried that she went all ballistic on my ass.....gotta be an archived thread about that somewhere on here!

    BUt back to this lucky, lucky guy who is getting married.

    My experience is just one.

    I imagine every other married person on the OC will sing praises on how great it will be.

    Goodluck.
    Did you catch her sexting again?
  • hoops23
    sleeper;1134612 wrote:Anyone who attends a Dave Ramsey seminar is a maroon and doesn't know jack shit about personal finance.
    So everybody turns into a color? Interesting.
  • hasbeen
    prayers sent
  • gerb131
    Cool cool man good luck.
  • hoops23
    Marriage is overrated.
  • skank
    Raw Dawgin' it;1134642 wrote:The only bad part i've heard is less blow jobs


    I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just give them to a few guys now and then.
  • skank
    Congrats pit from McKinley, no wait, Massillon.
  • June18
    Marriage is dumb. I'd recommend against it. Absolutely no reason to do it. Find some broad to shack up with and bang on occasion and you have what you need.

    It doesn't matter how long you've been together, known each other, lived together, etc. life changes after you get married. Don't expect your wife to be your fiance. Wedding cake does some of the weirdest shit to women. They start bitching about everything and their vag is a supermax prison (only way you're gettin in there is if you commit a crime).

    Other than that, enjoy marriage. The reception and honeymoon part is cool. And the wedding cash.
  • skank
    THE4RINGZ;1134537 wrote:That alone should prove she is the right girl for you.

    BTW my wife and I came to the conclusion Saturday evening that you look a lot like Aaron Craft on meth.


    Fixed.
  • skank
    Just messin with ya Pit.
  • justcompete
    Don't let her eat any cake. It not only kills her sex drive, but erases any memory of giving you a blow job. Thus ending any possibility of you getting one ever again.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    skank;1134767 wrote:I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just give them to a few guys now and then.
    Is that the arrangement you have with your wife and the HS football team?
  • Iliketurtles
    Congrats man... How did you propose?
  • Commander of Awesome
    Raw Dawgin' it;1134567 wrote:Since one is a church photo - are you getting married so you can have sex?
    No its so he can have vagina sex. He's tired of butt sechs.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Commander of Awesome;1135404 wrote:No its so he can have vagina sex. He's tired of butt sechs.
    Good point - i guess with christians it's all about keeping the hymen intact.
  • thavoice
    Tigerfan00;1134676 wrote:Did you catch her sexting again?
    Negative on the sexting. It was checking my voicemail when a number came up that I didnt have in my address book.

    She does alot of selling of shit on some auction websites, and the lies she tells those ladies are pretty funny..such as she is a nurse and works crazy hours and works third shift. (of which neither is true), that she does alot of volunteer work and works in 2-3 diff towns, all untrue, and how she just knitted 12 blankets to send to troops overseas, and how she couldnt make a certain event because her son was getting moved up to varsity basketball (her son is in Jr HI, and doesnt even play basketball).

    Just a bunch of small lies that I see her telling these people online about her life and such...just makes me wonder what she lies to me about!!!!
  • LJ
    ITT salty mother fuckers who married the wrong girl :laugh:
  • ernest_t_bass
    thavoice;1135435 wrote:Negative on the sexting. It was checking my voicemail when a number came up that I didnt have in my address book.

    She does alot of selling of shit on some auction websites, and the lies she tells those ladies are pretty funny..such as she is a nurse and works crazy hours and works third shift. (of which neither is true), that she does alot of volunteer work and works in 2-3 diff towns, all untrue, and how she just knitted 12 blankets to send to troops overseas, and how she couldnt make a certain event because her son was getting moved up to varsity basketball (her son is in Jr HI, and doesnt even play basketball).

    Just a bunch of small lies that I see her telling these people online about her life and such...just makes me wonder what she lies to me about!!!!
    Why do you share some of the things you do?
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    thavoice;1135435 wrote:Negative on the sexting. It was checking my voicemail when a number came up that I didnt have in my address book.

    She does alot of selling of shit on some auction websites, and the lies she tells those ladies are pretty funny..such as she is a nurse and works crazy hours and works third shift. (of which neither is true), that she does alot of volunteer work and works in 2-3 diff towns, all untrue, and how she just knitted 12 blankets to send to troops overseas, and how she couldnt make a certain event because her son was getting moved up to varsity basketball (her son is in Jr HI, and doesnt even play basketball).

    Just a bunch of small lies that I see her telling these people online about her life and such...just makes me wonder what she lies to me about!!!!
    Probably being married