Another apocalypse thread: do you think you'll experience it in your lifetime?

• justincredible

  

  Could be zombies, aliens, whatever. Do you think you'll experience the apocalypse before you die?
• enigmaax

  Like my liver is gonna last that long.
• fish82

  

  Well, I'm currently in first place in my bracket pool, so I'm pretty sure it's already here.
• 1_beast

  

  yep...the end is near....the Mayan's said so.
• justincredible

  

  fish82;1121237 wrote:Well, I'm currently in first place in my bracket pool, so I'm pretty sure it's already here.

  My wife is in 2nd for her work pool so you might be right. The chick in 1st is Mick Cronin's sister.
• GOONx19

  

  1_beast;1121241 wrote:yep...the end is near....the Mayan's said so.

  According to the Mayans, the end was 6 months ago.
• FatHobbit

  

  I think probably not.
• mcburg93

  

  I voted yes.
• Sonofanump

  No, I own all apple products, so I am safe from such an event.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  Ill kill myself before i get fucked in the ass by an alien
• Heretic

  

  Sonofanump;1121290 wrote:No, I own all apple products, so I am safe from such an event.

  TRUTH! No worries here. I just need to know in advance, so I can hoard enough beer to last at least 3-4 days.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Heretic;1121293 wrote:TRUTH! No worries here. I just need to know in advance, so I can hoard enough beer to last at least 3-4 days.

  If you are running from aliens trying to fuck you in the ass, you might only have a chance to drink a 40 in 3 or 4 days. ( hint: do not try to pick up your beer if you drop it )
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Nope.
• Heretic

  

  Devils Advocate;1121302 wrote:If you are running from aliens trying to fuck you in the ass, you might only have a chance to drink a 40 in 3 or 4 days. ( hint: do not try to pick up your beer if you drop it )

  Well, if it's aliens trying to fuck me up the ass, all bets are off. Death before that!
• justincredible

  

  DeyDurkie5;1121291 wrote:Ill kill myself before i get fucked in the ass by an alien

  
  Same. I'll try to survive in a zombie apocalypse but I'd kill myself if it were some sort of fucked up alien race.
• Steel Valley Football

  Not if I kill you first.
• Steel Valley Football

  GOONx19;1121247 wrote:According to the Mayans, the end was 6 months ago.

  If you're talking about the leap year theory, that was debunked.
• justincredible

  

  Steel Valley Football;1121355 wrote:Not if I kill you first.

  
  Do it, pussy.
• Steel Valley Football

  justincredible;1121358 wrote:Do it, ****.

  Well, it would actually be my gun killing you becuz people don't kill people; guns kill people. But, I would be doing the urinating on your lifeless, bullett-ridden body.
• Sonofanump

  Steel Valley Football;1121368 wrote:Well, it would actually be my gun killing you becuz people don't kill people; guns kill people. But, I would be doing the urinating on your lifeless, bullett-ridden body.

  Bullshit, guns kill people the same way spoons made Rosie O'Donell fat.
• Steel Valley Football

  Sonofanump;1121387 wrote:Bull****, guns kill people the same way spoons made Rosie O'Donell fat.

  
  Rosie eats with forks only. But, anyway, it was a joke. I was kidding. It wasn't serious. Totally in jest. I was being sarcastic. It was tomfoolery and shenanigans.
• Sonofanump

  Steel Valley Football;1121413 wrote:Rosie eats with forks only. But, anyway, it was a joke. I was kidding. It wasn't serious. Totally in jest. I was being sarcastic. It was tomfoolery and shenanigans.

  Duh, so was I.
  
  
• Steel Valley Football

  I changed my mind. I wasn't kidding.
• Sonofanump

  Steel Valley Football;1121682 wrote:I changed my mind. I wasn't kidding.

  That she eats only with forks? Epic!
• gerb131

  

  I can only hope.