She Fought the Laawwwwwn and the lawn won...

• Devils Advocate

  

  http://www.postcrescent.com/article/20120316/APC0101/120316017/Woman-83-died-from-grass-fire-smoke?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|s
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."
• justincredible

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1119400 wrote:Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."

  
  wut
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  justincredible;1119401 wrote:wut

  lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
• Curly J

  

  I'll add to this Cool Story Bro by posting another Cool Story Bro or not so Cool Story Bro.
  
  Back in the mid 90's I ran on a Volunteer Fire Dept and we responded to a grass fire. There was this burn barrel and the fire pattern V'ed out from it into a field. We extinguished the fire fairly quickly. When the owner of the property was asked what happen, He said we wasn't burning anything in the barrel. He said the fire actually started in the field and burnt right to the barrel catching it on fire....SMH
• hasbeen

  

  DeadliestWarrior34;1119411 wrote:lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

  
  wut
• Steel Valley Football

  Where did the internet pictures of the women come from if there are only fossilized remains of women? Fossilization takes a long time.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Steel Valley Football;1119793 wrote:Where did the internet pictures of the women come from if there are only fossilized remains of women? Fossilization takes a long time.

  
  It was an analogy to show you the hell I go through every day.
• Steel Valley Football

  What's an analogy?
• Skyhook79

  

  Steel Valley Football;1119806 wrote:What's an analogy?

  It is similar to analogous.
• Steel Valley Football

  I thought he meant analorgy. Like w his boyfriends.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Steel Valley Football;1119865 wrote:I thought he meant analorgy. Like w his boyfriends.

  
• Steel Valley Football

  Did you see that??? How your subconscious thoughts came out in your post?