Vanilla Scented Butt Pirate Anal Douche

• BORIStheCrusher

  

  If you're anything like me, you'll try anything with a name like Butt Pirate. Butt Pirate, Ass Viking, Booty Conquistador ... I want them all. Unfortunately, only Butt Pirate exists, so I'll just have to make do.
  
  Butt Pirate is an intimate deodorant that keeps your bum smelling bodacious. Use Butt Pirate before you have sex to really wow your partner with the scent and taste of vanilla. You'll have the tastiest hole since the donut with this organic, vegan anal douche

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  I'm sure some people here have a dirty hole so this should be handy.
  
  http://www.shopinprivate.com/vanilla-butt-pirate-douche.html
• said_aouita

  

  My ex said my asshole tastes like fudge. I assume that's a much more enjoyable flavor then vanilla.
• Curly J

  

  The Wife, I mean I, prefer this scent.
  
  
• justincredible

  

  ccrunner609;1119668 wrote:You should get banned for this

  
  Perhaps if the ass cheeks were spread and the asshole were visible.
• Curly J

  

  ccrunner609;1119668 wrote:You should get banned for this

  
  Reps...when I get to a PC.