FHWE Monday Massacre 12/14

• darbypitcher22

  

  Massacre kicks off in front of a live crowd from HSBC arena in Buffalo to a lively display of pyro and explosions. The ring announcer introduces Fab4Runner as FHWE commissioner as she walks her way into the ring.
  
  "Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the first broadcast of FHWE's Monday Night Massacre! We couldn't think of a better place to begin our new company than right here in the frigid weather amongst the rabid fans of Buffalo!!!!1
  
  Now, I have a major announcement to make: most of the belts have made their way over from JJHWE, but at this time, they are all VACANT! I've been trying to come up with a way to deal with this dilemma, so I've figured out what will be our feature match for FHWE Dangerous Intentions, our fist Pay-Per-View event live from Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis on January 17th!
  
  All former title holders will be eligible for a special Hell In A Cell matchup where three falls will determine the winner of three different title belt holders! The FHWE, United States, and Television Championship Belts will be contested in that match. The first to score a fall wins the belt, the next wins a belt, and so on and so forth. In addition to Tag Team Champions and Hardcore Champion belt, I've decided to introduce an old belt to the fray: The European Championship!
  
  We've got a great slate of matches for you tonight! Have a great time and get ready for a new and exciting era in professional wrestling!
  
  Match 1: blue_71 vs. Chesepeake
  
  I Walk Alone blares through the arena as blue_71 hits the ring. Chesepeake follows down right after and knocks blue into the corner, pounding him with right hands. Chesepeake pulls him out of the corner and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and then locks on a half Boston crab before blue fights his way to his feet and hits a fireman's carry drop that knocks both men out. Both make it back to their feet at a count of 9 before blue catches Chesepeake with a big kick to the face and then plants him with the blue ball drop.
  
  Winner: blue_71
  
  We now move into a back lockeroom for a promo with former United States Champion darbypitcher22.
  
  "Guess Who's Baaccccccckkkk? And hes nastier than ever thats right its your former U.S. Champion here, and I must say having paid my dues and become a seasoned veteran I am ready to take on any and all comers my way in this company.
  
  Now, I'm a little frustrated about the way I lost my belt the last time it happened, but I'm over it. I understand I'll have a chance to claim an even bigger title when I step into the ring in Indianapolis next month...
  
  All of you "former" champions better stay out of my way as I try to claim what is rightfully mine.... I'm going to take no prisoners this time around, and if you try to cost me what's mine I'll make your life a LIVING HELL.....hahahahaha......."
  
  Match 2: Mr. Pat vs. osu45804
  
  This match is a slobber knocker all around with Mr. Pat getting the uperhand on a couple of fisherman's suplexes.... osu fires back with left and right hands and drops Mr. Pat with a fame-ass-er and goes to the top rope and hits a huge elbow drop... 1...2.... kick out.... the two battle outside of the ring and up the ramp.... while on the stage Mr. Pat grabs a chair, but can't see taht osu has one as well... both of them clobber each other over the head and don't answer to the bell.
  
  Winner: Double Count Out
  
  Match 3: Knightxc1 vs. Trueblue23
  
  Stayin' Alive hits the arena and Trueblue hits the stage to a chorus of boos as he makes his way down the aisle to meet Knight who was already waiting for him....the two battle each other off and on, with neither man being able to gain the upperhand.... Knight finally gets some breathing room as he hits a clothesline and a thunderous powerslam....darbypitcher22 walks down to ringside to take in a better look as the announcers remind the audience of the history between darby and knight.... knight turns around and lays trueblue out with a clothesline and begins to jaw with darby as darby gets up from the announce table and moves towards the apron... the ref tries to get between the two as trueblue hits knight over the head and knocks the ref out. Darby reaches underneath the ring and grabs a trashcan and walks around the ring and trublue and knight trade blows.... knight plants trueblue with a huge powerbomb, and as he turns around, darby nails knight with the trashcan, and covers him with trueblue as the ref starts to stir and count.... 1.... 2...3!!!!
  
  Winner: Trueblue23
  
  darby walks up the ramp cackling to himself as both competitors lay motionless in the ring as the show goes off the air.....
• KnightXC1

  

  The name of the federation may change but the shenanegans certainly don't but why am I not surprised in the least. I dominated that peasant but another hypocrite and sycophant sticks his nose where it doesn't belong to cost me a match. Darby, I want you to listen and listen real good. You have NEVER, EVER beaten me in a 1-1 match by yourself. And the one time no one interfered, I wiped the mat with the blood from your face and walked away with the United States Championship. Whether I get my hands on you at Dangerous Intentions inside that cell or before hand, it doesn't matter. Because when that day comes, and you have to look me in eye in the middle of the ring, you will see both your future and demise. I will unleash anger, vengeance, and brutality upon you and anyone else inside that cell. Gold will belong to me, along with the remnants of your broken body. You have been forewarned by Mr. Monday Knight, watch your back son!
• darbypitcher22

  

  Get your hands on me Knight? please.... that will never happen, I'm going to beat your ass all over that cell in a few weeks....
  
  maybe I'll just decided that you won't even make it there....
  
  how about that?
• darbypitcher22

  

  ttt
• KnightXC1

  

  The chances of you taking me out and stopping me from competing inside that cell are about as likely as the Yankees going broke. It just will not happen. The one thing you need to understand is that I am the hunter and you are the prey. You can try and find me but I guarantee I find you first.
• bLuE_71

  I sent Peakes gay ass back to the huddle baby.
  
  Next Contestant......................
  
  I want a big gold belt.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Knight,
  
  stop spewing your bravado about this company... I'm the prey? What kind of crack are you smoking?
• KnightXC1

  

  You have done nothing in this industry except cheat your way to a title reign that lasted about 2 weeks until I beat the crap out of you in front of the world. I have been US, Intercontinental, and Tag Team Champion. You can run your mouth but I back up what I say and know that when I say I am going to dismantle you inside that cell, you had better believe it will happen. You are and always will be nothing and soon I will expose you for the arrogant, no talent hack you are.
• darbypitcher22

  

  No talent hack.... whoa whoa whoa, who's the man who just lost to an FHWE rookie last night? doesn't look like a former champion to me... looks like a washed up hasbeen! you better be ready, because you're gonna get seven kinds of smoke right between the eyes!
• Mr Pat

  OSU, I respect your strategy. It's a wonder more people don't use it against me, like the earth being flat, the fact that NO ONE here is good enough to beat me is well known throughout this locker room, state, country, planet, galaxy, universe, and any planes of existence you can think of. Instead of getting the embarrassing beat down from someone is BETTER than you, you go where I can not legally pin you. It's fine, you can gloat about being able to walk away from this one, but I'll get to you eventually, because I am THE SHOW and the man who is SINGLE HANDEDLY changing Monday nights!!
• Chesapeake

  

  Stripped of the U.S. title to put around your own waist then have me job to some Jabroni?
  
  What the hell?
• darbypitcher22

  

  I said former champion..... lol and I also mentioned all titles were vacant....
  
  OOC: Was that a decent writing job? first time I've ever done it
• Mr Pat

  OOC: You did a fine job, only nit I have was THE SHOW didn't end with me standing over the entire FHWE holding every belt. Other than that, solid, maybe include a little backstage interaction, and like I said, ever need any help shoot me a PM.
• darbypitcher22

  

  I'll get better at it before next time.
  
  matches for Next Monday's show already in the works:
  
  Three Way Dance-Knightxc1 vs. Trueblue23 vs. Darbypitcher22
  
  Falls count Anywhere Match: Mr. Pat vs. Osu45804
  
  Chesepeake vs. a Mystery Opponent
• Trueblue23

  

  You can tell by the way I use my walk, that I whooped Knight's ass with no time to talk
• KnightXC1

  

  True, you got exactly no offense in the entire match and are bragging. When you actually accomplish something in this industry like I have, then you can puff out your chest and act like a man. I will leaving you rundown and beaten to a bloody pulp come Monday.
  
  And Darby, seeing as you interfered in my match and hit me over the head with a steel trash can, I won't be too upset that I was defeated because everyone saw how I dominated Kobe's secret lover in the middle of that ring. You and him will both get the same beatdown on Massacre and then I will dispose of you for good.
• Chesapeake

  

  Chesepeake vs. a Mystery Opponent

  That Chesepeake guy isn't very good, you should let Chesapeake join.
• bLuE_71

  Wait a second there Peake I got your Jabroni hanging son and that's big talk from you considering a rook just whipped your candy ass.
  
  I'll do it again next monday.
  
  WOOOOO
• darbypitcher22

  

  Knight,
  
  you better watch who you're dealing with... I'm the most dangerous man in this company today, not someone who should be taken lightly...
• KnightXC1

  

  You are about as dangerous as the Detroit Lions taking the field on Sundays.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.... you're forgetting i'm a former United States Champion! Someone that if given the opportunity would have taken the JJHWE belt away from the key players in this company and held it for a long time.....
  
  Boy I cannot wait until Monday night to get you and that jobber trueblue in the ring at the same time and whoop both of your asses and show the rest of this company the force to be reckoned with!
• Mr Pat

  OSU has been silent for quite some time, looks the doctor won't let him out of the hospital long enough for him to say anything. The match is falls count anywhere, so if I don't hear from him I'll take the ref and we'll head to where he's in ICU and I'll beat him down there. There is no escaping OSU, I'm coming for you.
• Chesapeake

  

  darbypitcher22 wrote: Knight,
  
  you better watch who you're dealing with... I'm the most dangerous man in this company today, not someone who should be taken lightly...

  KnightXC1 wrote: You are about as dangerous as the Detroit Lions taking the field on Sundays.

  Both of you are nothing more than a clone of Slapnuts himself, Jeff Jarrett.
  
  When the big ppv matches and big title shots happen, you're always the main event.
  
  You guys order your own pushes just because you run the company.
  
  No wonder the HWE keeps going bankrupt and changing networks!
• bLuE_71

  Peake you should be more worried about the assbeating I gave you on Monday and less about whining about not getting a push.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Peake,
  
  win some matches then we'll think about giving you a push... show you're worthy of some shots at the belt