Dreaming of nailing Jesus to the cross helps me sleep better at night.
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justincredible
What makes this Jesus fella so special?Steel Valley Football;1115924 wrote:Me no be mad. Just calling out the sick bastard who makes comments like that about Jesus. -
Raw Dawgin' it
survey says: "Nothing"justincredible;1115934 wrote:What makes this Jesus fella so special? -
LJ
Maybe he is Jewish?Steel Valley Football;1115924 wrote:Me no be mad. Just calling out the sick bastard who makes comments like that about Jesus.
Go have a smoke and eat 6 dinners and calm down would ya? -
said_aouita
Probably means you need more sleep. My understanding Jesus was only on the cross for six hours.Steel Valley Football;1115842 wrote:What would possess me to even think of this, let alone post this.
Let's get some answers.
Some people it took days to die. Jesus was a pussy. -
justincredible
Reps.LJ;1115936 wrote:Maybe he is Jewish?
Go have a smoke and eat 6 dinners and calm down would ya? -
hasbeen
justincredible;1115934 wrote:What makes this Jesus fella so special?
He grew the best weed in the east. -
Steel Valley Football
Six dinners huh wat? Make sense next post, please.LJ;1115936 wrote:Maybe he is Jewish?
Go have a smoke and eat 6 dinners and calm down would ya? -
said_aouita
That so many Westerners believe in Christianity and that Jesus was something more then just a spiritual human being.justincredible;1115934 wrote:What makes this Jesus fella so special? -
hasbeen
That's wrong.said_aouita;1115945 wrote:That so many Westerners believe in Christianity and that Jesus was something more then just a spiritual human being.
pnhasbeen;1115942 wrote:He grew the best weed in the east. -
LJ
Steel Valley Football;1115943 wrote:Six dinners huh wat? Make sense next post, please.
http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?31779-Great-steak.-Bad-wife.&highlight=wife+dinnerSteel Valley Football;1052975 wrote:So I'm in Texas as a guest for my wife's work conference and we are at the formal dinner last night. Several hundred people and it's a really laid-out spread, top-shelf drinks, etc.
Seated for dinner, there are eight people at the ten-seat round table and the empty seats are on either side of us. The staff starts bringing out the main course and I see that it's filet and crab cakes with potates and vegtables. I'm starving and ready to throw that shit down when I see the servers put a plate where the two empty seats are. My eyes light up cuz I know I'm getting at least one of those, but wait...
My brilliant wife says "oh those seats are empty" and they pick both plates up. WTF? Are you kidding me???
I'm convinced women have no common sense. I mean, you don't care if the oil in your car has ten thousand miles on it....but you're worried about whether or not some little mexican girl gives us extra food on the Marriott's dime.
That was bonehead move of the year and it's only January. Jesus H. Christ, woman. -
Heretic
Ah, so we're nailing the bastard up in order to get him to give up the location of his stash? I approve.pnhasbeen;1115942 wrote:He grew the best weed in the east. -
said_aouita
No, it really isn't.pnhasbeen;1115947 wrote:That's wrong.
Eastern continents have Shankara and Buddha. Of course they are wrong but Jesus is right.
Yea, ok.
If any specific group is close to being right, it's Tibet with the Dalai Lama.
Hope this helps. -
hasbeen
said_aouita;1115956 wrote:No, it really isn't.
Oh, okay gotcha. See ya later, gotta go watch peter pan. -
justincredible
But if you aren't a Christian then Jesus is just some guy.said_aouita;1115945 wrote:That so many Westerners believe in Christianity and that Jesus was something more then just a spiritual human being. -
hasbeen
justincredible;1115958 wrote:But if you aren't a Christian then Jesus is just some guy.
But then you're wrong. -
Raw Dawgin' it
who probably never existed...justincredible;1115958 wrote:But if you aren't a Christian then Jesus is just some guy. -
hasbeen
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said_aouita
He wasn't just some guy. He was a very spiritual human being who led others. Unfortunately some of those "others" decided to tell fibs and make Jesus out to be more then he really was.justincredible;1115958 wrote:But if you aren't a Christian then Jesus is just some guy.
"Hey, let's write some fictional book many years later after Jesus died! Ignorant Westerners will actually believe it!" -
justincredible
I think he was a con-artist.said_aouita;1115963 wrote:He wasn't just some guy. He was a very spiritual human being who led others. Unfortunately some of those "others" decided to tell fibs and make Jesus out to be more then he really was.
"Hey, let's write some fictional book many years later after Jesus died! Ignorant Westerners will actually believe it!" -
Mooney44Cards
Please explain what the bolded part means. Logically, not in some religious mumbo jumbo language.BAMABUCK;1115846 wrote:Maybe you are thanking him for dying for your sins? -
Heretic
1. As the proud owner of a time machine, Jebus travels back-and-forth through different eras to watch people. Kind of like a stalker with super powers.Mooney44Cards;1116018 wrote:Please explain what the bolded part means. Logically, not in some religious mumbo jumbo language.
2. Whilst jaunting through time, Jebus sees you sinning. Possibly because of that time you stroked your pole after looking through a J.C. Penney's catalog.
3. As any good, upstanding citizen would do, he then died for your sins.
MORAL: If you kept your hands off your dick, Jebus would still be alive. -
Mooney44Cards
So wait, the show Quantum Leap was actually about JESUS?! I guess I AM a believer then, that show was awesome! Dean Stockwell as "Al" was great.Heretic;1116022 wrote:1. As the proud owner of a time machine, Jebus travels back-and-forth through different eras to watch people. Kind of like a stalker with super powers.
2. Whilst jaunting through time, Jebus sees you sinning. Possibly because of that time you stroked your pole after looking through a J.C. Penney's catalog.
3. As any good, upstanding citizen would do, he then died for your sins.
MORAL: If you kept your hands off your dick, Jebus would still be alive. -
Heretic
WE HAVE ANOTHER CONVERT!Mooney44Cards;1116026 wrote:So wait, the show Quantum Leap was actually about JESUS?! I guess I AM a believer then, that show was awesome! Dean Stockwell as "Al" was great. -
password
Get over it, you are a fucking moron. We all know Jesus is a make believe character created for financial purposes. You sure you weren't dreaming about nailing Jose from behind in the tool shed?Steel Valley Football;1115842 wrote: Dreaming of nailing Jesus to the cross helps me sleep better at night.
What would possess me to even think of this, let alone post this.
Let's get some answers. -
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Says the Youngstown Cardinal Mooney fan. lol smhMooney44Cards;1116018 wrote:Please explain what the bolded part means. Logically, not in some religious mumbo jumbo language.