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How to get your girl to trim?

  • dlazz
    So my girlfriend needs to groom down below. I've hinted around but I don't think she gets it. She shaves her chest which he's been doing well before me but stops at the belly button area. So girls how do you let her know to trim or shave down there? I don't want to come off mean or embarrass her.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    She has hair from her chest to her belly button?
  • Mooney44Cards
    Your girl has hair on her chest, if I were you I wouldn't want her to shave her bush, I'd be afraid of what I'd find underneath.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Wait, I though dlazz was the one who liked men, or am I getting him confused with someone else?
  • enigmaax
    Mooney44Cards;1114968 wrote:Your girl has hair on her chest, if I were you I wouldn't want her to shave her bush, I'd be afraid of what I'd find underneath.
    She's explained it a million times already. Trans-sexual. She prefers the **** more than the puss.

    So you two have a lot in common.
  • Fab1b
    Be a man and tell her like I do!!
  • Mooney44Cards
    enigmaax;1114976 wrote:She's explained it a million times already. Trans-sexual. She prefers the **** more than the puss.

    So you two have a lot in common.
    Yes I always prefer four asterisks more than puss. What the fuck is this?

    Edit: In retrospect I now get this joke and am less confused. Well done.
  • gorocks99
    dlazz;1114960 wrote:So my girlfriend needs to groom down below. I've hinted around but I don't think she gets it. She shaves her chest which he's been doing well before me but stops at the belly button area. So girls how do you let her know to trim or shave down there? I don't want to come off mean or embarrass her.
    You met "her" in Singapore, didn't you?
  • Fab1b
    LOL nice catch GoRocks!
  • Skyhook79
    dlazz;1114960 wrote:So my girlfriend needs to groom down below. I've hinted around but I don't think she gets it. She shaves her chest which he's been doing well before me but stops at the belly button area. So girls how do you let her know to trim or shave down there? I don't want to come off mean or embarrass her.





    Is this her?
  • bigkahuna
    I love the OC.
  • said_aouita
    I say, "woman you have more fur down there then a damn ewok. Clean that mess up but first get me a beer!"
  • THE4RINGZ
    Bang her hottest friend with the clean snatch until she gets the hint.
  • 1_beast
    said_aouita;1115329 wrote:I say, "woman you have more fur down there then a damn ewok. Clean that mess up but first get me a beer!"
    and dont forget the sammich
  • bigkahuna
    THE4RINGZ;1115340 wrote:Bang her hottest friend with the clean snatch until she gets the hint.
    /Thread.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Get her passed-out drunk and bust out the clippers. Then, just to drive home your point, get some Elmers glue and make her a little mustache. She can't say no after that!
  • Steel Valley Football
    Btw, it looks like I have a new STALKER and his name is DeadliestWarrior. What gay fucking screen name.
  • j_crazy
    Piihb. When you're pulling out her asshole hairs she'll get the message.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Steel Valley Football;1115405 wrote:Btw, it looks like I have a new STALKER and his name is DeadliestWarrior. What gay fucking screen name.
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  • dwccrew
    Steel Valley Football;1115405 wrote:Btw, it looks like I have a new STALKER and his name is DeadliestWarrior. What gay ****ing screen name.
    No one stalks you, they just call you out for your douche ways. You calling others stalkers is funny, expecially since you create threads to try and mess with Con_Alma and you followed ETB onto every thread he was on. Now go ahead and make fun of my mother or some other lame douche comment you may have.
  • Devils Advocate
    Does this thread mean the The OC has moved up from the minor leagues to the Bush league???
  • Mister Twister
    Booger: "We've got BUSH!"

    Takashi: "Ah, hair pie. HAIR PIE!"
  • friendfromlowry
    dwccrew;1115735 wrote:No one stalks you, they just call you out for your douche ways. You calling others stalkers is funny, expecially since you create threads to try and mess with Con_Alma and you followed ETB onto every thread he was on. Now go ahead and make fun of my mother or some other lame douche comment you may have.
    +1
  • Steel Valley Football
    dwccrew;1115735 wrote:No one stalks you, they just call you out for your douche ways. You calling others stalkers is funny, expecially since you create threads to try and mess with Con_Alma and you followed ETB onto every thread he was on. Now go ahead and make fun of my mother or some other lame douche comment you may have.

    You done stalking me yet or what?
  • Steel Valley Football
    friendfromlowry;1115932 wrote:+1

    Lol who are you? +1 is ghey and unoriginal.