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Cantaloupe

  • DeyDurkie5
    Delicious?

    Gay Fruit?

    Go Fuck Yourself Durk?
  • McFly1955
    Delicious gay fruit.

    I'm a fan.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Moe: Ahhhh, we're gonna die, and I never tasted cantaloupe.
    Krusty: Eh, you ain't missin' much. Honeydew's the money melon!
  • Heretic
    I could go for some of that delicious gay fruit right fucking now!
  • robj55
    shit's good
  • dlazz
    it's below average
  • mcburg93
    Go Fuck Yourself Durk
  • gerb131
    The shit with a pinch of salt.
  • gorocks99
    The shit with a bit of prosciutto
  • gerb131
    gorocks99;1115212 wrote:The shit with a bit of prosciutto
    That too. I get weird looks when I eat it that way. I think my Grandfather actually hit me once.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Melon and Proscut is very delicious.
  • justincredible
    I love cantaloupe with salt and pepper. Also, go fuck yourself Durk.
  • Fab1b
    Like
  • Skyhook79
    4. Goes good with watching your friend take a shot down his butt hole.
  • 1_beast
    i don't heat it up in a skillet...go fuck yourself durk
  • gut
    Occasionally I slip and call it "musk melon" and my big city friends all laugh at me.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Skyhook79;1115240 wrote:4. Goes good with watching your friend take a shot down his butt hole.

    Lol'd. But fuck you, skyhook.
  • Curly J
    1_beast;1115249 wrote:i don't heat it up in a skillet...go fuck yourself durk
    But I will eat it cold. gorocks is right. Love it with prosciutto.
  • Skyhook79
    ernest_t_bass;1115259 wrote:Lol'd. But fuck you, skyhook.
    I was going to look you up at the basketball game but forget it now.
  • DeyDurkie5
    justincredible;1115229 wrote:Also, go fuck yourself Durk.
    aww man
  • Fab1b
    Skyhook79;1115274 wrote:I was going to look you up at the basketball game but forget it now.
    He may want to meet you in the men's room in the stall with the glory hole! Worth a shot!
  • ernest_t_bass
    Skyhook79;1115274 wrote:I was going to look you up at the basketball game but forget it now.

    Too late. It was Friday.
  • Skyhook79
    ernest_t_bass;1115281 wrote:Too late. It was Friday.
    I know, I didn't look you for you because I knew you would act like this. Although I think I saw you.
  • Steel Valley Football
    It's horrible. It ruins an entire fruit salad by making everything taste like cantaloupe. Plus it smells like ass when it ripens; before it's cut, I mean.
  • Mr. 300
    Thumbs down!!