12/14 WWE Monday Night RAW 3 Hour Slammy Award Special

• King Curtis

  Starts at 8 tonight and the guest host is Dennis Miller.
  
  The Slammy for Superstar of the Year is being determined by a 4 man tournament tonight.
  
  Undertaker vs Randy Orton
  John Cena vs CM Punk
  
  The winner of those 2 matches will face off and determine who the 2009 Superstar of the Year is.
• GoChiefs

  

  The Slammy nominees are:
  
  Tag Team of the Year: DX, JeriShow, Legacy, The Hart Dynasty
  Winners: Jerishow
  
  Oh My! Moment of the Year: Shawn Michaels superkicks little girl in cafeteria (Monday Night Raw, August), Chris Masters “dancing pecs” with the Osbournes on "Raw's Got Talent," Michael Cole throws up on Chris Jericho at SD party (Decade of SmackDown special), Santino Marella accidentally pies Vickie Guerrero in the face (Raw Thanksgiving)
  Winner: Shawn Michaels superkicks little girl
  
  RAW Guest Host of the Year: Bob Barker, Seth Green, Shaquille O'Neal, Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne
  Winner: Shaquille O'Neal
  
  SHOCKER (or Shocking moment) OF THE YEAR: Batista turns on Rey Mysterio at WWE Bragging Rights, Randy Orton DDT's Stephanie McMahon and kisses her as Triple H is forced to watch (Monday Night Raw), CM Punk defeats Jeff Hardy in Steel Cage Match, forcing Jeff to leave WWE (SmackDown), Sheamus slams Raw Guest Host Mark Cuban through a table (Raw)
  Winner: Batista turns on Rey
  
  BREAKOUT STAR OF THE YEAR: Drew McIntyre, Sheamus, Abraham Washington, Yoshi Tatsu
  Winner: Drew McIntyre
  
  EXTREME MOMENT OF THE YEAR: Kofi Kingston Boom Drops Randy Orton through a table at Madison Square Garden. (Raw), Big Show throws John Cena into a search light at Backlash, Jeff Hardy dives off a 20-foot ladder onto CM Punk at SummerSlam, Triple H fights Randy Orton at Orton's home, throwing Orton through his front window. (Raw)
  Winner: John Cena through the search light
  
  DIVA OF THE YEAR: All Divas; to be voted on by fans at WWE.com
  Winner: Won't win..but I want Maryse.
  
  MATCH OF THE YEAR: Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker, The 25th Anniversary of WrestleMania, John Cena vs. Randy Orton, I Quit Match, WWE Breaking Point, Jeff Hardy vs. Edge, Ladder Match, Extreme Rules, Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown, WWE Bragging Rights
  Winner: Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker
  
  SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR: CM Punk, John Cena, Undertaker, Randy Orton
  Winner: John Cena
• osu45804

  

  Tag Team of the Year: Jerishow
  
  
  We get the return of Khali that teamed w/ Kane & Christian to take on Regal, Zekiel and Koslov
• osu45804

  

  Breakout Superstar: Sheamus
  
  
  Side note, Dennis Miller is BORING
• King Curtis

  Dennis Miller is by far the worst guest host yet.
• The Equalizer

  

  Yea I like Miller's comedy and like to think I can keep up with it but that audience is like stunned sheep tonight. He needs to remember why he got fired from MNF.
• ZeroCool

  you beat me to it. i get his jokes and they are funny but the typical wwe crowd will not understand those big words.
  
  oh yeah. sheamus rulz.
• King Curtis

  Sheamus has been on for all of about 30 seconds tonight.
  
  I could be wrong, but did HBK challange Undertaker to another match at Wrestlemania?
• bigdaddy2003

  

  Dennis Miller hasn't been that great but he is no where near the worst guest host. Mini me and ZZ Top were much worse.
  
  Wow did you guys hear that girl screaming the whole time Cena was out there? I had to fast forward almost the whole way through his bit.
• GoChiefs

  

  And what about the terrible Kanye interruption parody. When are people going to realize that's played out and not funny anymore?
• Jughead

  

  What a terrible show to follow a PPV! This just proves that they have nothing left. I have not seen a match last over 5 minutes for the past 2 hours. The 6 man tag had potential, until Mark Henry was introduced as the last partner for his team. It's gone downhill from there, and it is reflected in the crowd by silence. That is by far the worst thing that can happen in wrestling, losing the crowd during your match or segment.
• KnightXC1

  

  I knew the show was in trouble when Cena and Punk only lasted 2 minutes. I realize they wanted to build around handing out awards but cmon Vince. That was awful and did not showcase anything or anyone for that matter. I understand that it is over a month until the Royal Rumble but they better start building things up next week.
• Heretic

  

  This was a show that had some guilty pleasure moments (Carlito-Masters-Eve; Tony-Abe-BDJ presentations; DX commercial complete with Snuggie, but there was so much stupidity that I just couldn't get into it.
  
  Only one match lasted more than 2-3 minutes. And that match (the main event) did nothing more than show Cena's the M-A-N and Sheamus is just some little bitch who gets to hold his belt a couple weeks. I'd have been cool if Sheamus attacked Cena during the match to give him his promised win (but via DQ) and especially if he cost Cena the win via more subtle interference to make him look bad after promising he'd not lose again. Instead, this was a show to display SUPERCENA! And you have two crappy semifinal matches to lead to this one, five top young guys (and Mark Henry) get two minutes, a mere 2/14 Divas participate in a 1+ minute match, an insta-DQ in a tag title match to set up Jericho getting booted from the building and more crap.
  
  The top two SD heels got (a) a brief Kanye-impersonation and (b) beaten by Cena in about two minutes. The RAW champ gave a (very) brief award speech and was seen taunting Cena as the show went off the air. The SD champ lost in a quick match to Orton via countout.
  
  Dennis Miller just was out of place. A political comedian who uses big words on a wrestling show. The only highlight was HHH's botch of his name after he called HHH "The Show" instead of "The Game". His meeting with Jericho should have been great, with Miller out-vocabulizing him, but fell far short of my expectations.
  
  Just a lackluster show with a few funny moments.
• RedRider1

  

  Not Miller's wheelhouse for sure.
  
  Loved the "codpiece" reference though.
  
  I'm still a Miller fan, but that's not his bag.
• King Curtis

  Johnny Damon is the guest host next week.
  
  This could have been a huge platform for them to really begin to build Sheamus, but of course Cena had to be the show again.