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Ridiculous Eatings?

  • ernest_t_bass
    Sonofanump;1105853 wrote:Opposite for me.
    Anxiety (of the medical condition kind) is heightened by alcohol, especially the next day.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    ernest_t_bass;1105859 wrote:No. I know the root of it. I'm just stupid. It all started last spring, where I was:

    - refereeing,
    - head softball coach,
    - bought a new house (spent two weeks there until 2 a.m. fixing it up. Up at 7 a.m. to restart process)
    - while fixing up the house, I was drinking about 20 beers per day, easy, but wouldn't start drinking until coaching, reffing was done
    - Was taking masters classes
    - Moving into new house
    - Get about 5 hours a sleep per night on a regular basis.

    My anxiety issues just come from constantly going and beating my body up. I have drank so much over the past 10 years, slept very little, etc. I just have to change my lifestyle, and I'll be fine.
    Were you ever close to divorce? Just curious how the wife handled it.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Raw Dawgin' it;1105867 wrote:Were you ever close to divorce? Just curious how the wife handled it.
    Because of which part? Being so busy or drinking so much?
  • dwccrew
    THE4RINGZ;1105834 wrote:That makes sense, except this burger is dripping with melted cheese and slop. It is so big it falls apart all over the plate. You have to use the fries to clean up the slop left over from the burger. Sounds appetizing doesn't it?
    Actually right now it does.
    ernest_t_bass;1105840 wrote:For the last time. My "breathing" issues are from anxiety. Alcohol heightens anxiety.

    I hate you all.
    Relax dude, don't get so anxious. Have a drink.
  • ernest_t_bass
    dwccrew;1105871 wrote:Relax dude, don't get so anxious. Have a drink.
    LOL. Well done, and reps.
  • THE4RINGZ
    dwccrew;1105871 wrote:Actually right now it does.
    The food was good, it was just an absolute mess to eat. And there was a lot of it.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    ernest_t_bass;1105870 wrote:Because of which part? Being so busy or drinking so much?
    clearly the drinking.
  • DeyDurkie5
    I watched my buddy take a shot of 110 up his butthole. Probably the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. He was out of it for a couple days afterwards, and couldn't go to practice for those two days.
  • dwccrew
    THE4RINGZ;1105874 wrote:The food was good, it was just an absolute mess to eat. And there was a lot of it.
    I'm sure it was a mess when you were on the toilet after that as well.
  • Skyhook79
    DeyDurkie5;1105878 wrote:I watched my buddy take a shot of 110 up his butthole. Probably the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. He was out of it for a couple days afterwards, and couldn't go to practice for those two days.
    Of course you did. Did you nutted?
  • THE4RINGZ
    dwccrew;1105881 wrote:I'm sure it was a mess when you were on the toilet after that as well.

    Indeed.
  • Sonofanump
    ernest_t_bass;1105859 wrote:No. I know the root of it. I'm just stupid. It all started last spring, where I was:

    - refereeing,
    - head softball coach,
    - bought a new house (spent two weeks there until 2 a.m. fixing it up. Up at 7 a.m. to restart process)
    - while fixing up the house, I was drinking about 20 beers per day, easy, but wouldn't start drinking until coaching, reffing was done
    - Was taking masters classes
    - Moving into new house
    - Get about 5 hours a sleep per night on a regular basis.

    My anxiety issues just come from constantly going and beating my body up. I have drank so much over the past 10 years, slept very little, etc. I just have to change my lifestyle, and I'll be fine.
    Jesus, ever thought about a body cleanse?
  • dwccrew
    Sonofanump;1105909 wrote:Jesus, ever thought about a body cleanse?
    I'm pretty sure snotbubbles cleansed his colon many times.
  • like_that
    Skyhook79;1105855 wrote:Still better than being one your whole life
    Must be a rough life for you then.


    (you are trying way too hard)
  • ernest_t_bass
    Sonofanump;1105909 wrote:Jesus, ever thought about a body cleanse?
    Not a bad idea! lol
  • ernest_t_bass
    DeyDurkie5;1105878 wrote:I watched my buddy take a shot of 110 up his butthole. Probably the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. He was out of it for a couple days afterwards, and couldn't go to practice for those two days.
    Uh. What?
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    DeyDurkie5;1105878 wrote:I watched my buddy take a shot of 110 up his butthole. Probably the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. He was out of it for a couple days afterwards, and couldn't go to practice for those two days.
    lol no words - also can't believe you watched.
  • Ironman92
    Raw Dawgin' it;1105925 wrote:lol no words - also can't believe you watched.

    Yeah....ain't watching any buddy butt hole activities
  • chicago510
    DeyDurkie5;1105878 wrote:I watched my buddy take a shot of 110 up his butthole. Probably the funniest thing i've ever witnessed. He was out of it for a couple days afterwards, and couldn't go to practice for those two days.
    From being drunk? Rectal absorption is pretty high. Also doesn't have to go through the liver first.

    But what a dumbass. How exactly did he take the shot?
  • Skyhook79
    chicago510;1106214 wrote:From being drunk? Rectal absorption is pretty high. Also doesn't have to go through the liver first.

    But what a dumbass. How exactly did he take the shot?
    Use your imagination and remember who was in the room with him.
  • Crimson streak
    Ate 3 grande meals(10 tacos each) at taco bell when I was hammered. I also drank an entire fifth of Smirnoff and 10 beers. I kept drinking cause I couldn't feel it till it hit me all at once and I just fell like a ton of bricks and puked all over but at least I didn't piss myself
  • jmog
    A whole large pizza (14")...12 slices, when I was 10 at a pee wee football banquet.
  • iluvz
    I've eaten a large pizza by myself. Also have eaten a 1lb burger with bacon, cheese etc on it along with some potato skins and mozzarella sticks.
  • dwccrew
    iluvz;1107709 wrote:I've eaten a large pizza by myself. Also have eaten a 1lb burger with bacon, cheese etc on it along with some potato skins and mozzarella sticks.
    Fatties need lovin' too.
  • iluvz
    Yeah super fat. I usually weigh 120 at most. I'm 135 right now and am 8 months pregnant lol