Zombie granny back from the dead. Cooks breakfast and asks where all her stuff is.

• Devils Advocate

  

  I can't make this shit up..
  
  http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/zombie-gran-95-year-old-chinese-woman-746295
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  
• justincredible

  

  My grandma is never going to die. This doesn't impress me.
• Devils Advocate

  

  justincredible;1103808 wrote:My grandma is never going to die. This doesn't impress me.

  I would be impressed if she would stop eating stuff and leaving crumbs in my bed.
• Steel Valley Football

  I have no interest in grandmas nor am I concerned with what grandmas think about me.
• gut

  You hear of this occasionally, mostly 3rd world countries where skilled doctors aren't around to determine/pronounce death.
• OneBuckeye

  

  Why do you burn everything someone has after they die?
• xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

  

  I'm more impressed by the use of the word "fortnight" in the subheading.
• Steel Valley Football

  OneBuckeye;1104042 wrote:Why do you burn everything someone has after they die?

  
  So their belongings follow them to the afterlife, silly. Duh.
  
  It was in the article actually.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  ccrunner609;1103806 wrote:hard to tell if Asians are alive.........their eyes always look shut.

  This is the first quality post I've ever seen you make.