Homeland Security is watching you tweet...

justincredible

If you've used any of the words on this list you're probably being monitored. Time to put on your tinfoil hat.

http://animalnewyork.com/2012/02/the-department-of-homeland-security-is-searching-your-facebook-and-twitter-for-these-words/
Fab1b

Is anyone surprised? They are watching it all, cell phones, computers, any internet postings, emails, etc......Have been for years!
said_aouita

I don't Twatter, Mybook or Facespace.

Hope this helps.
justincredible

said_aouita;1099032 wrote:I don't Twat, Mybook or facespace.

Hope this helps.
I twat as much as I can but since we got married it hasn't been too often.
se-alum

Damnit!! I use Al-Shabaab in 90% of my tweets!!
Heretic

Apparently if I talk about drunken black outs, Homeland Security might think I'm planning terrorist attacks to black out cities or something.

Therefore, I will talk about drunken black outs every day, even if I didn't drink at all. Fuckers...
dlazz

Fab1b;1099022 wrote:Is anyone surprised? They are watching it all, cell phones, computers, any internet postings, emails, etc......Have been for years!
OneBuckeye
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OneBuckeye

Now they are watching this site.

Hope this helps.
justincredible

WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?!
Shane Falco

said_aouita;1099032 wrote:I don't ****ter, Mybook or Facespace.

Hope this helps.

^^^ This!
OneBuckeye

justincredible;1099287 wrote:WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?!
Someone should put all those words in an english to arabic translator and repost. I think you would get more hits from HLS that way. I'm sure those guys would like the cheeky banter on the OC and join once they got off work.
LJ

*والوكالات الديموغرافية والصحية الأخرى للأمن (الديموغرافية والصحي&#1577 الوكالة الاتحادية لإدارة الطوارئ "() (حرس الحدو&#1583 uscg الجمارك وحماية الحدود (هيئة الجمارك وحماية الحدود دوريات المخابرات الوطنية usss (مركز عمليات الدفاع القومي (شركة نفط الشما&#1604 الهجرة والجمارك (آي&#1587 المسؤول الانفاذ فرقة وكالة الاستخبارات المركزية (سي آي اي&#1607 دمج مركز
justincredible

lol
lhslep134

I can't say where I live (Tucson) without getting watched? typical gov't
OneBuckeye

We should try some mad libs using words from one of the categories. That sounds fun.
ytownfootball

Saw some hacker that showed that literally every key stroke of every text sent by anyone is logged in real time. That is just crazy.
LJ

إدارة المخدرات (الصحة العام&#1577 الهيئة الزراعية السامة الرعب للزراعة والسل "وباء أعراض الإصابة التطفر والمياه والهواء الخنازير تحمل لحوم الخنزير ولتخفيف العبء مريضا الحجر 1 ن ح مصل لفيروس الوباء منظمة الصحة العالمية, ان الحمى الفيروسي&#1577 العناصر
dlazz

ytownfootball;1099335 wrote:Saw some hacker that showed that literally every key stroke of every text sent by anyone is logged in real time. That is just crazy.
ARE THEY WATCHING MY DICK PIX
LJ

جوستن البالغ الشذوذ. يحب جسد جنس الذكور بقليل. هذه الصبية التي تذكر عادة اسمه محمد
LJ

god that is scribbly jibberish
ytownfootball

dlazz;1099337 wrote:ARE THEY WATCHING MY DICK PIX
no, they just forward them to cc.
OneBuckeye

LJ;1099340 wrote:god that is scribbly jibberish
When I highlight it, it does so backwards and I lol'd. Backwards reading mofos.
said_aouita

Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
Biggest scam in the Government.
said_aouita

LJ;1099339 wrote:جوستن البالغ الشذوذ. يحب جسد جنس الذكور بقليل. هذه الصبية التي تذكر عادة اسمه محمد
سم مكعب 609عداء يحب الصبية الصغار