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Jillian Michaels

  • Sonofanump
    Spin off of the jellybean thread:

    Butterface or penis?

    Not sure which. Watching Animal House on VH1 Classic and her Nordictrack commercial was on.
  • Fab1b
    I will go with Butterface because I would hit it! I don't want to deal with a penis!
  • hasbeen
    thread started with no pictures? neg please.






    the smiling face has that "rawwrrr" look. and not necessarily a good "rawwrrr" look.
  • dwccrew
    Fab1b;1098325 wrote:I will go with Butterface because I would hit it! I don't want to deal with a penis!
    It's a good thing yours isn't too big, you don't have much to deal with on a daily basis.
  • Fab1b
    It's big enough!
  • dwccrew
    Fab1b;1098365 wrote:It's big enough!
    That's what he said.
  • Fab1b
    Ha didn't know that was coming!
  • Fab1b
    ccrunner609;1098390 wrote:you guy do know she is a dyke? I would for sure do her though

    Because you think she has a penis?
  • Little Danny
    There's hope fellas: She's bi-sexual.
  • THE4RINGZ
    I would hit it.
  • Sonofanump
    I think she would hit back, those arms are impressive.
  • Little Danny
    ccrunner609;1098464 wrote:I bet I could make her nut!!!
    Are you Kimmy or are you Stu?

    [HR][/HR] Kimmy: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.
    Alan: Classic Stu.
    Kimmy: I dance for him, he tickle me, we have sex...
    Phil: You're not married yet it's no big deal.
    Stu Price: It's cheating. No offense to you, you're a lovely woman, it's a violation of my moral code.
    Kimmy: What code is that? Stu you loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. I had to slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick.
    Stu Price: Load?
    Alan: What load?
    Kimmy: Oh you know, my sperm.
    Stu Price: That is wrong, you're talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from?
    Kimmy: My balls. You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!
  • hasbeen
    Little Danny;1098479 wrote:Are you Kimmy or are you stu?

    He has got to be stu.
  • Midstate01
    Fab1b;1098391 wrote:Because you think she has a penis?

    Winner!!
  • SnotBubbles
    She is hotter than 75% of you stud muffin's wives/girlfriends, I'm sure. I'd hit it, no doubt.
  • power i
    I'm pretty sure I have a better chance at her than any guy on here.
  • Fab1b
    power i;1099377 wrote:I'm pretty sure I have a better chance at her than any guy on here.

    Why do you work out?

    :)