Archive

Been nice knowing you all

  • gorocks99
    This one seems legit, so either I'm going away for awhile or going down in a blaze of gunfire and molotov cocktails. Fuck da police.

    [h=1]Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediatel<wbr>y,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediatel<wbr>y, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscate<wbr>d by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director[/h]
  • Heretic
    Hoard guns. Shoot anyone who comes close to your house. ANYONE could be a fucking pig undercover. Do not take any chances by letting them escape!
  • queencitybuckeye
    Thug.
  • Belly35
    gorocks99;1094587 wrote:This one seems legit, so either I'm going away for awhile or going down in a blaze of gunfire and molotov cocktails. Fuck da police.

    Attn: This is to inform you that we the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediatel<WBR>y,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediatel<WBR>y, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscate<WBR>d by the fbi.Robert Mueller, III FB I Director
    Switch apartment number with the apartment across the hall .. They will never find you :D
  • ts1227
    He actually just means he's returning to JJ Huddle for good at noon.
  • ernest_t_bass
    What'd you DO!?

  • vball10set
    gotta' be ccrunner....'I hope youre understand...'
  • bigkahuna
    vball10set;1094611 wrote:gotta' be ccrunner....'I hope youre understand...'
    Reps
  • Dr Winston O'Boogie
    Rocks,

    This is totally legit. My recommendation is that you pay the money and buy yourself a little time. You may be able to avoid arrest though. Funny enough, this very thing happened to me. There was a bank in Nigeria that I owed some money to. Stupid me, I didn't realize I had owed it. And wouldn't you believe it, I had accumulated a whopping $9,997.65 when you count interest and penalties. Anyhow, this bank ran out of patience with me and contacted the Feds. I really must have pisssed some people off - like you apparently have too - because sure enough Director Mueller sent me a personal email as well. I figure he and the rest of the FBI use bland yahoo email accounts due to the sensitivity of their work.

    Anyway, once I realized I had the director on my tail, I knew it was serious. I mean the only place it can go from there is to the POTUS, and then I could possibly face the might of the US military. As you can guess, I made the decision to pay up. I borrowed the money from some payday advance places and wired the money to the bank in Nigeria. All I could think about when I sent is was how it was just my bad luck that I'd gotten mixed up with a financial institution that had such incredible connections. The fact that I couldn't recall how I'd incurred the debt wasn't important anymore. Clearing my name and maintaining my freedome was all that counted.

    Anyway, the bank must have been satisfied, because they called off the horses. I haven't heard from Director Mueller since. And while I was disspointed to pay out so much money, I'm optimistic that I'll soon be made whole again. You see, it turns out that I am heir to a huge fortune from one of the royals in Brunei. Yep, I just found out today that this is true. Again, the Sultan there uses a mundane email address in order to keep things from going crazy when he's dealing with personal matters. Had it not been for the private nature of this transaction, he assured me that he'd have used his [email protected]. Anyway, all I have to do is get my bank info to him and he's going to wire the funds. What a guy!

    Best wishes in staying out of the klink. My advice, pay your debt.
  • cat_lover
    Hope things work out for you gorocks.
  • said_aouita
    Paul Simonon was right.

    When they kick at your front door
    How you gonna come?
    With your hands on your head
    Or on the trigger of your gun.
  • THE4RINGZ
    I assume any official correspondence from the FBI would contain proper grammar.
  • Azubuike24
    Including the use of "F.B.I." in capital letters...
  • vball10set
    ...and why would the FBI go after a Minny graduate? :confused:
  • fortfan
    This could be serious. I heard that Thavoice got the same email&#8230;.and he hasn't posted here all week&#8230;&#8230;
  • j_crazy
    fortfan;1094693 wrote:This could be serious. I heard that Thavoice got the same email&hellip;.and he hasn't posted here all week&hellip;&hellip;

    His wife beat him. He's been in the hospital/protective custody all week.
  • Glory Days
    THE4RINGZ;1094654 wrote:I assume any official correspondence from the FBI would contain proper grammar.
    "...do you get me?"
  • Fly4Fun
    The scariest thing about this kind of crap is that these e-mails wouldn't go out if they didn't work some of the time...
  • Gardens35
    Prayers from Austintown.
  • dwccrew
    Just pay me half of what you owe them, I will take care of them. I got some juice with the FBI.
  • gorocks99
    So, it turns out this was just a "spam" email. Thanks for your concerns, everyone.
  • dwccrew
    gorocks99;1097793 wrote:So, it turns out this was just a "spam" email. Thanks for your concerns, everyone.
    You should ban them for spamming.
  • justincredible
    gorocks99;1097793 wrote:So, it turns out this was just a "spam" email. Thanks for your concerns, everyone.
    Phew, it seemed legit.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    gorocks99;1097793 wrote:So, it turns out this was just a "spam" email. Thanks for your concerns, everyone.
    if you actually thought this was ever real...never admit it.
  • vball10set
    Raw Dawgin' it;1097801 wrote:if you actually thought this was ever real...never admit it.
    lol--you read my mind--I hope to God he's smarter than that :rolleyes: