Adult Slumber Party

• SnotBubbles

  

  My wife and her girlfriends are having an "adult slumber party" tonight. They read about it in some magazine.
  
  They say they are going watch horror films, play Just Dance and eat junk food.
  
  A couple of questions.
  
  1) What can I expect? (aside from HPV and/or syphilis)
  2) Is this normal? The girls range in age from about 27-38.
  3) I have to broadcast a basketball game on the radio tonight, so her sister is coming over to babysit until I get home. Should I, as a preempted strike to my wife taking dick all night, try and bang my sister-in-law?
  3a.) If yes to #3, how should I got about this?
  
  Thanks in advance, Chatter friends!
• bases_loaded

  

  I recently dealt with this by moving my PS3 out of my man cave(so they could play Wii games) and into the living room.
  
  Hope this helps
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Set up cameras in case in turns into a lesbian orgy.
• rmolin73

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1088772 wrote:Set up cameras in case in turns into a lesbian orgy.

  This
• Glory Days

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1088772 wrote:Set up cameras in case in turns into a lesbian orgy.

  this. also leave some porn out so they "accidentally" find it hoping that it sparks their interest.
• SnotBubbles

  

  I guess I should clarify. The slumber party (AKA orgy with black guys) is NOT at my house.
• Devils Advocate

  

  SnotBubbles;1088768 wrote:My wife and her girlfriends are having an "adult slumber party" tonight. They read about it in some magazine.
  
  They say they are going watch horror films, play Just Dance and eat junk food.
  
  A couple of questions.
  
  1) What can I expect? (aside from HPV and/or syphilis)
  2) Is this normal? The girls range in age from about 27-38.
  3) I have to broadcast a basketball game on the radio tonight, so her sister is coming over to babysit until I get home. Should I, as a preempted strike to my wife taking **** all night, try and bang my sister-in-law?
  3a.) If yes to #3, how should I got about this?
  
  Thanks in advance, Chatter friends!

  Why would you have gotten married with out banging her sister first?(and her mother and a couple of her cousins)
  
  It sounds like you bought the car (family) and never took it for a proper test drive.
• rmolin73

  

  SnotBubbles;1088793 wrote:I guess I should clarify. The slumber party (AKA orgy with black guys) is NOT at my house.

  You should always recommend that it is at your house man!
• BearBoy69

  

  ccrunner609;1088803 wrote:If this was at my house I would walk around naked for awhile

  so everybody could see the one inch warrior:thumbup:
• mcburg93

  

  This is a sign that youre not satisfying her enough. This dont mean its over yet just the first signs. I wouldnt be going all crazy right now due to the kids but she prolly sent her sister to try and ease the pain. That is her way of saying sorry its almost over. Sorry i had to break this to you like this I know its gonna be rough for a few weeks. Make sure you do every bad thing to her sister you can cause thats gonna be your only way at getting back at her. Also you might want to get tested i heard your wife was hanging with some wrestler after a show a while back. I hope this helps.
• se-alum

  

  I'd say this a better alternative than her going to the club with all her friends.
• bases_loaded

  

  The last time this happened she gave me a thing she called a hall pass and the smoking hot blonde Australian girl at the local coffee shop ended up naked in my rich friends bedroom with me.
  
  Good luck
• thavoice

  You do know that this is the same idea ya probably used as a kid or in HS, I know we did.
  
  Everyone tells their parents, or in this case, their spouses, that the get together is at "someone else's house" and then they go out and stay out all night doing everything and anything...
• 4cards

  

  ccrunner609;1088803 wrote:If this was at my house I would walk around naked for awhile

  ...he's talking about a women's slumber party, NOT the NAMBLA monthly meeting!
• gut

  
• Devils Advocate

  

  gut;1088881 wrote:

  This is a deal breaker for me. I can't stand women that drink cofee.
• SnotBubbles

  

  ^^^
  Ha! I don't think any of them are THAT good looking. Although one of them IS a former stripper. And one of the good looking ones.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  ccrunner609;1088803 wrote:If this was at my house I would walk around naked for awhile

  if this were at your house it wouldn't involve females or anyone over the age of 18.
• Al Bundy

  It is impossible to answer these questions without pics of the wife, her friends, and sister-in-law.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Al Bundy;1088891 wrote:It is impossible to answer these questions without pics of the wife, her friends, and sister-in-law.

  
• password

  

  You don't honestly believe she is going to be staying with her girlfriends.... She is just using her girlfriends house to satisfy her desire to be gangbanged. I will bet the girlfriend will be out of town tonight and your wife probably posted an ad on criagslist looking a BBC to service.
  
  
• rmolin73

  

  ^^^^Haha reps
• dwccrew

  

  ccrunner609;1088803 wrote:If this was at my house I would walk around naked for awhile

  He said it was adult women, not 12 year old boys. Sorry for the confusion.
• dwccrew

  

  SnotBubbles;1088768 wrote:My wife and her girlfriends are having an "adult slumber party" tonight. They read about it in some magazine.
  
  They say they are going watch horror films, play Just Dance and eat junk food.
  
  A couple of questions.
  
  1) What can I expect? (aside from HPV and/or syphilis)
  2) Is this normal? The girls range in age from about 27-38.
  3) I have to broadcast a basketball game on the radio tonight, so her sister is coming over to babysit until I get home. Should I, as a preempted strike to my wife taking **** all night, try and bang my sister-in-law?
  3a.) If yes to #3, how should I got about this?
  
  Thanks in advance, Chatter friends!

  Not good man. She is out with some dude. She sent her sister over to keep an eye on you and see if you get suspicious or if you will leave to go over and see what's up. She is polishing some pole as we speak. I know this for fact because I just looked down at the top of her head.
• hoops23

  

  thavoice;1088821 wrote:You do know that this is the same idea ya probably used as a kid or in HS, I know we did.
  
  Everyone tells their parents, or in this case, their spouses, that the get together is at "someone else's house" and then they go out and stay out all night doing everything and anything...

  Well, there you have it. The poster with the most experience of being fucked over by his wife has spoken.