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So today at work...

  • sjmvsfscs08
    ...I was packing for the next day's events at the Ohio Union and was standing by the elevator to go upstairs and sign out, and who walks up behind me and asks if they can ride with me???

























    and





    Naturally, I said yes.

    Best shift ever.

    /coolstorybro
  • THE4RINGZ
    Urban?
  • LJ
    Then you stood there quietly like a Beta
  • Automatik
    Why were they in Cbus?
  • THE4RINGZ
    ccrunner609;1088379 wrote:he nutted

    Twice. Like your "wife".
  • Pick6
    ccrunner609;1088379 wrote:She nutted
    FIFY
  • chicago510
    ccrunner609;1088379 wrote:she nutted
    FIFY
  • chicago510
    Lol, damn you Pick6
  • Pick6
    chicago510;1088384 wrote:Lol, damn you Pick6
    tried repping you anyways..wouldnt let me
  • se-alum
    Automatik;1088377 wrote:Why were they in Cbus?

    They were at the Ohio Union for a speaking engagement.
  • ernest_t_bass
    You're a fucking pussy if you didn't pull your dick out and try to slap them in the face with it. Only a real man would do that.
  • said_aouita
    Solo is better looking then that butter face Upton.
  • sjmvsfscs08
    said_aouita;1088506 wrote:Solo is better looking then that butter face Upton.
    Considering I'm the only one here who has stood next to Han--errrr, Hope Solo...I can honestly say that there is no way she is better looking than Upton. Not at all. You are looking at too many air-brushed pictures my man.
  • sjmvsfscs08
    To prove my story I have asked for a retweet on twitter. We shall see haha
  • said_aouita
    sjmvsfscs08;1088517 wrote:Considering I'm the only one here who has stood next to Han--errrr, Hope Solo...I can honestly say that there is no way she is better looking than Upton. Not at all. You are looking at too many air-brushed pictures my man.
    Have you ever stood next to Kate Upton? Bet she's airbrushed about the same amount.

    The fact Solo is a real athlete gets her a lot of hotness points, in my eyes.
  • gut
    "Soooooo......Ms. Solo.....You like your body painted, do ya?"

    "I would remove that body paint...with my tongue...I don't care if it's toxic"
  • GOONx19
    ^ Hope Solo isn't the one in the body paint.
  • vball10set
    GOONx19;1088594 wrote:^ Hope Solo isn't the one in the body paint.
    correct--that would be Alex Morgan...and I'll bet the OP didn't even talk to them, right Toby?
  • GOONx19
    said_aouita;1088528 wrote:Have you ever stood next to Kate Upton? Bet she's airbrushed about the same amount.

    The fact Solo is a real athlete gets her a lot of hotness points, in my eyes.
    Videos aren't airbrushed.
  • vball10set
    GOONx19;1088598 wrote:Videos aren't airbrushed.
    reps
  • Glory Days
    GOONx19;1088598 wrote:Videos aren't airbrushed.
    haha if you dont think video images are manipulated i have ocean front property in new mexico for you.
  • GOONx19
    ^ Haha. Random ass outtake videos of a girl on a beach aren't manipulated.
  • sjmvsfscs08
    vball10set;1088596 wrote:correct--that would be Alex Morgan...and I'll bet the OP didn't even talk to them, right Toby?
    Oh hell no, they were talking to each other about flight schedules.
  • vball10set
    sjmvsfscs08;1088846 wrote:Oh hell no, they were talking to each other about flight schedules.
    lol--fuck that, ask 'em out for cocktails!
  • Tiernan
    uh...yeahhhh...um...hmmmm....sure that happened.