need some lube?

• FatHobbit

  

  A lifetime supply? The comments crack me up.
  
  http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
  
  
  
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Should PM thavoice with that link
• FatHobbit

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1081955 wrote:Should PM thavoice with that link

  more like his wife lol
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  FatHobbit;1081969 wrote:more like his wife lol

  nah, she has too much sand in her vagina. He'll need that lifetime supply for himself.
• SnotBubbles

  

  And just how did you stumble across this find on Amazon? Sicko...
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  SnotBubbles;1082057 wrote:And just how did you stumble across this find on Amazon? Sicko...

  lets give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was hosting a KY wrestling contest for women in bikinis.
• FatHobbit

  

  SnotBubbles;1082057 wrote:And just how did you stumble across this find on Amazon? Sicko...

  You don't like lube?
• SnotBubbles

  

  FatHobbit;1082070 wrote:You don't like lube?

  Women I'm with get naturally wet enough on their own. I don't need lube.
• SnotBubbles

  

  That's what happens when you have a 12" cock....
• SnotBubbles

  

  ....12" round.
• queencitybuckeye

  SnotBubbles;1082092 wrote:Women I'm with get naturally wet enough on their own. I don't need lube.

  Trying to drown themselves
• FatHobbit

  

  SnotBubbles;1082093 wrote:That's what happens when you have a 12" cock....

  You don't need lube because you have a 12" cock? I would think you would need it more then. I think you might be exaggerating a tad. lol Unless you're Ernest's retarded cousin. That I could believe. :laugh:
• SnotBubbles

  

  FatHobbit;1082104 wrote:You don't need lube because you have a 12" cock? I would think you would need it more then. I think you might be exaggerating a tad. lol Unless you're Ernest's retarded cousin. That I could believe. :laugh:

  Let's face it, I don't have a 12" cock. If I did, I'd be posting pictures of it all over this message board. I don't even have an 8" cock. But I have never needed lube with any girl/sheep I've ever been with. I'm that appealing to their vagina I guess.
  
  And for the record, it was my retarded cousin. And boy does he have a meat hook.
• FatHobbit

  

  SnotBubbles;1082110 wrote:And for the record, it was my retarded cousin. And boy does he have a meat hook.

  Lol, I was confused.
• FatHobbit

  

  SnotBubbles;1082110 wrote:If I did, I'd be posting pictures of it all over this message board.

  and I don't think anyone doubts that
• chicago510

  

  You would have to be having hourly sex with a corpse to need that much lube. Damn.
• password

  

  chicago510;1082310 wrote:You would have to be having hourly sex with a corpse to need that much lube. Damn.

  This sounds like a great deal for SnotBubbles.
• SnotBubbles

  

  password;1082320 wrote:This sounds like a great deal for SnotBubbles.

  Deal? That's my reality.
• password

  

  SnotBubbles;1082356 wrote:Deal? That's my reality.

  Explains why none of them complain.
• SnotBubbles

  

  password;1082362 wrote:Explains why none of them complain.