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Woman with 2 hoo haas offered 1 million to do porn flick

  • Devils Advocate
    This has all kinds of possibilities....




    On the other hand, she has 2 menstral cycles a month.

    So I guess it's twice the fun, with errrr uhmmm twice the fun.

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-two-vaginas-porn/?adid=recentlyupdatedstories
  • FatHobbit
    triple penetration?
  • wkfan
    IWHI
  • ytownfootball
    Two Hoo Haa meets Twin Penor
  • WebFire
    Love this in the comments...

    "[LEFT]i would use one for teen years and college and save the other one for when i got married to someone special"[/LEFT]
  • hasbeen
    WebFire;1063001 wrote:Love this in the comments...

    "[LEFT]i would use one for teen years and college and save the other one for when i got married to someone special"[/LEFT]

    Some people are retarded.
  • SnotBubbles
    She's hot. Wonderful gallery of her here: http://www.bizarremag.com/front_website/gallery.php?o=0&id=38587

    Sorry, not vagina photos...she's fully clothed.

  • Devils Advocate
    For you math guys..

    If you hit it twice, Would that in fact be 4 times?
  • WebFire
    Sounds like it isn't what it's cracked up to be. You can't tell from the outside. It splits on the inside.
  • Devils Advocate
    WebFire;1063011 wrote:Sounds like it isn't what it's cracked up to be. You can't tell from the outside. It splits on the inside.
    This is awsome! It's like having a hotel room with 2 beds. One to play in and one to **** in...
  • SnotBubbles
    WebFire;1063011 wrote:Sounds like it isn't what it's cracked up to be. You can't tell from the outside. It splits on the inside.
    From the article:
    [LEFT]... a condition which caused her to develop 2 sets of female reproductive organs. In other words, two vaginal canals with two openings.[/LEFT]
  • WebFire
    SnotBubbles;1063018 wrote:From the article:
    Watch the video.
  • Devils Advocate
    SnotBubbles;1063018 wrote:From the article:
  • gut
    I would think, for health reasons, she have to get one set of tubes tied.

    If your swimmers make the wrong turn, you'd never be able to knock her up. "Oh shit, the condom broke"....Don't worry, only 50/50 she gets pregnant.

    On the other hand, she'd be tough to satisfy. Most guys can't find 1 g-spot and she has two!
  • BAMABUCK
    Sweet story...Very intersting.Too bad she turned down porn offer.
  • sleeper
    Gross.

    Pretty sad that this idea was probably the highlight of one's day. Mine was looking at my bank account and wondering how much longer until I can join the multi millionaires club.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    I've banged way hotter chicks with two vaginas.

    /sleeper'd
  • Heretic
    sleeper;1063383 wrote:Gross.

    Pretty sad that this idea was probably the highlight of one's day. Mine was looking at my bank account and wondering how much longer until I can join the multi millionaires club.
    That was your highlight? Eh, to each their own, but I'd think that for most people, finding out they'd have to scrimp and save for 591 lifetimes to be a multi-millionaire would be really depressing.
  • Heretic
    DeadliestWarrior34;1063416 wrote:I've banged way hotter chicks with two vaginas.

    /sleeper'd
    I thought that was more /SQ'd. Since I'm pretty sure he's the one that's had sex with gazillions of women hotter than any model, movie star, etc.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Heretic;1063422 wrote:I thought that was more /SQ'd. Since I'm pretty sure he's the one that's had sex with gazillions of women hotter than any model, movie star, etc.
    Sleeper begs to differ
    sleeper;1052304 wrote:I'd do her. But there are way more attractive women in my life currently, including a lot of girls I'm not involved with.
    sleeper;1062753 wrote:I wouldn't bang any of these chicks. I can bang better looking women by just tripping on the sidewalk at Ohio State.
  • gut
    DeadliestWarrior34;1063416 wrote:I've banged way hotter chicks with penises.
    Fixed
  • GOONx19
    DeadliestWarrior34;1063475 wrote:Sleeper begs to differ
    To be fair, I wouldn't bang any of the girls in that thread either.
  • 1_beast
    GOONx19;1063581 wrote:To be fair, I wouldn't bang any of the girls in that thread either.
    right
  • GOONx19
    ^ Lol. You think I'm joking? The best looking girl is a 5, at best.