I am a booger eater.

• Devils Advocate

  

  Please do not redicule or slam me. it is how I was brought up.
  
  I come from a long line of booger eaters. My parents and grand parents for generations have been booger eaters.
  
  One of my first memories is one from my earlier childhood. I couldn't have been more than 3 or 4. I was with my parents and a bunch of their friends at our weekly booger eating meeting at the booger eating monument. I saw my dad pick a dandy from his left nostril with his right index finger. What a dandy it was! It was a solid one incher that was gooey on one side and crusty on the other. It may of had a hair or two ( I just can't remember)
  
  He admired it in the firelight and promtly popped it into his mouth. The Booger crowd cheered " we are blessed with the gift of the booger! What others might throw away in a handkerchief, we will satisfy our hunger"
  
  As I found out later, This wonderful Psalm came from the Book of Greenies, Part of the collection of the Dead Sea Snots, passed down from generation to generation, and Cannonized by the Amazing Kerchew about 1500 years or so ago.
  
  
  So please do not judge me by my actions, I believe that this is a behavior than was either genetically inherited, or was forced upon me by indoctrination. But I have faith that this is a way to better myself and live a happy and fulfilling life.
  
  And I believe that you too can be part of the greenie cult. It only takes a little faith, a little courage and a couple boogers, and you too can be part of somthing bigger, slimey and delicious.
  
  
  You might think this is a religion, But itsnot.
• said_aouita

  

  Did your father share his boogies with you?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  
• Devils Advocate

  

  said_aouita;1060361 wrote:Did your father share his boogies with you?

  No, Unfortunately, my father has passed on to the greeny pastures.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Devils Advocate;1060367 wrote:No, Unfortunately, my father has passed on to the greeny pastures.

  He left you guys to work on a farm?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  
• 4cards

  

  ...my cat eats her boogers too!
  
  
  
• Devils Advocate

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;1060375 wrote:He left you guys to work on a farm?

  No, he actually bought the farm.
• Devils Advocate

  

  I might petition the state for a Booger Eaters plate.
• Devils Advocate

  

  ernest_t_bass;1060373 wrote:

  this is hotter!
  
  
• password

  

  Booger eating must be the new rage , even Jennifer Lopez likes to snack on them.
  
  
  
  
  Next time a girl ask you if you to join her and her girlfriend
  in a threesome, be prepared to eat boogers.
  
  
• Steel Valley Football

  Here, munch on this one:
  
  
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• Steel Valley Football

  I embedded that or so I thought.
• password

  

  [video][/video]
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Steel Valley Football;1061085 wrote:Here, munch on this one:
  
  
  [video][/video]

  
  What the hell was that? Damn.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Devils Advocate;1060406 wrote:No, he actually bought the farm.

  Oh so he has mexicans working for him.
• Steel Valley Football

  ernest_t_bass;1061141 wrote:What the hell was that? Damn.

  
  Pure nose evil. Maybe the remnants of massive coke binge, not sure.
• Iliketurtles

  

  Holy shit that thing was massive.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I sneezed the other day and out popped a booger the size of a fifty cent piece. I wasn't curious to check the flavor.
• password

  

  THE4RINGZ;1062379 wrote:I sneezed the other day and out popped a booger the size of a fifty cent piece. I wasn't curious to check the flavor.

  Did you save it for Devils Advocate?
• said_aouita

  

  Any good nasal mucus yield to tell us about? All this crazy weather, figured it would be about harvest season.