Would you rather

• thavoice

  snot. he would be too busy posting on OC from his spank bank to molest the kids.
  
  
  Prostate exam once a day for life or sex once a week with Jessical alba
• ernest_t_bass

  

  thavoice;1059348 wrote:snot. he would be too busy posting on OC from his spank bank to molest the kids.
  
  
  Prostate exam once a day for life or sex once a week with Jessical alba

  Jessica Alba. Are you fucking serious?
  
  Die a horrible death in a fire, or eat an ice cream cone?
  
  /thavoice'd
• thavoice

  ernest_t_bass;1059358 wrote:Jessica Alba. Are you ****ing serious?
  
  Die a horrible death in a fire, or eat an ice cream cone?
  
  /thavoice'd

  die a horrible death in a fire.
  
  
  Hit ETb in the face, or in the nutsack?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  thavoice;1059360 wrote:die a horrible death in a fire.
  
  
  Hit ETb in the face, or in the nutsack?

  Nutsack.
  
  Shave your balls or shave your eyebrows?
• hasbeen

  

  ernest_t_bass;1059361 wrote:Nutsack.
  
  Shave your balls or shave your eyebrows?

  
  Balls.
  
  Bang matinctowns girl or the girl darby loses his virginity to?
• thavoice

  pnhasbeen;1059362 wrote:Balls.
  
  Bang matinctowns girl or the girl darby loses his virginity to?

  Tough one.....what does darby's mom actually look like?
  
  
  Eyeball poked out or left nut extracted
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Left nut extracted.
  
  Be blind or deaf?
• thavoice

  deaf.
  
  Fab4runner exposing her left, or right, nipple.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  thavoice;1059366 wrote:deaf.
  
  Fab4runner exposing her left, or right, nipple.

  
  you are a creep
  
  
  fuck 10 of the hottest girls in the world for a year and never be able to sex again or fuck the ugliest chick in the world for the rest of your life
• thavoice

  10 hottest.
  
  
  Your HS team win state, NFL team win SB or college team win BCS?
• gorocks99

  

  College team win BCS.
  
  Fight two horse-sized ducks or fight fifteen duck-sized horses?
• password

  

  fight fifteen duck-sized horses
  
  
  Have a sex change or Life in solitary confinement?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  password;1059563 wrote:fight fifteen duck-sized horses
  
  
  Have a sex change or Life in solitary confinement?

  Sex change. I'd become a lesbo.
  
  No arms or no legs?
• thavoice

  No legs.
  
  ETB avatar of Cry4fail's?
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  thavoice;1060059 wrote:No legs.
  
  ETB avatar of Cry4fail's?

  Neither.
  
  be married to the voices wife or Jerry sandusky?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  thavoice;1060059 wrote:No legs.
  
  ETB avatar of Cry4fail's?

  Fly4Fun, easily.
  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1060066 wrote:Neither.
  
  be married to the voices wife or Jerry sandusky?

  Voice's wife. I think that she actually is hot in real life.
  
  No ears, or no nose?
• SnotBubbles

  

  Ears.
  
  No penis or no money?
• dlazz

  money.
  
  would you rather spend a day with Mark May, or Craig James?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  SnotBubbles;1060105 wrote:Ears.
  
  No penis or no money?

  If no penis meant MOAR money, then no penis.
  
  Fat and tall (7') or short and skinny (4'9")?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  dlazz;1060110 wrote:money.
  
  would you rather spend a day with Mark May, or Craig James?

  Craig James
  
  Fat and tall (7') or short and skinny (4'9")?
• like_that

  

  ernest_t_bass;1060112 wrote:If no penis meant MOAR money, then no penis.
  
  Fat and tall (7') or short and skinny (4'9")?

  Fat and tall, I can lose the weight.
  
  Hair that feels pain or no hair at all (i am talking alll hair)?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  like_that;1060117 wrote:Fat and tall, I can lose the weight.
  
  Hair that feels pain or no hair at all (i am talking alll hair)?

  Yikes, that's a tough one. No hair.
  
  Titty fu*k or slime ride (slime ride is vag on cock, no insertion)?
• SnotBubbles

  

  Slime ride. (I don't even know what that is...please explain)
  
  Eat a bloody, menstruating pussy once or never eat pussy again?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  SnotBubbles;1060120 wrote:Slime ride. (I don't even know what that is)
  
  Eat a bloody, menstruating pussy once or never eat pussy again?

  I'm married, so never eat pussy again.
  
  Hands for feet, or feet for hands?
• thavoice

  NEver eat it again.
  
  
  Punch JJ or Justin?