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Thanks to Chuck Norris, Expendables 2 now PG-13

  • Y-Town Steelhound
    What a pussy: http://www.joblo.com/horror-movies/news/what-is-this-now-expendables-2-is-a-pg-13-film-as-per-chuck-norris-request
  • Commander of Awesome
    That abotu kills it for me. I was excited for the first one, but it was pretty shit. Doubt I'll even see this one now.
  • Y-Town Steelhound
    I just can't believe Stallone caved on this. Apparently Norris wouldn't do the movie unless they got rid of all the vulgar language and made it PG-13 so the kids could see it. News flash Chuck: Kids shouldn't ​be seeing the expendables 2!
  • justincredible
    Chuck is a pussy and so are the producers. Should've taken Chuck out instead.
  • Y-Town Steelhound
    justincredible;1058675 wrote:Chuck is a pussy and so are the producers. Should've taken Chuck out instead.
    I agree, the movie would've been just as big without him. Now you have a watered-down action flick with no swearing and minimal violence. The first movie made a ton of money despite being rated R so I just don't understand this move at all.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    not worth the money, i'll wait for netflix
  • Tobias Fünke
    Raw Dawgin' it;1058700 wrote:not worth the money, i'll wait for netflix
    Also not worth the money, I'll get the torrent.
  • justincredible
    Y-Town Steelhound;1058694 wrote:I agree, the movie would've been just as big without him. Now you have a watered-down action flick with no swearing and minimal violence. The first movie made a ton of money despite being rated R so I just don't understand this move at all.
    PG-13 movies piss me off, in general.

    If I'm going to watch a movie that isn't ultra-violent or full of expletives I'll be watching a PG movie, most likely from Pixar.
  • justincredible
    http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/domestic/mpaa.htm?page=PG-13&p=.htm

    Eh, there are some good movies on that list. Most would've probably been better with an R rating.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Tits, violence, and vulgar language help every movie.
  • justincredible
    Commander of Awesome;1058865 wrote:Tits, violence, and vulgar language help every movie.
    It's science.
  • Heretic
    Commander of Awesome;1058865 wrote:Tits, violence, and vulgar language help every movie.
    Truth!
  • jmog
    justincredible;1058858 wrote:http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/domestic/mpaa.htm?page=PG-13&p=.htm

    Eh, there are some good movies on that list. Most would've probably been better with an R rating.
    What's interesting from that link is that the top grossing R movie of all time doesn't even break the top 10 PG-13.
  • Mulva
    jmog;1059243 wrote:What's interesting from that link is that the top grossing R movie of all time doesn't even break the top 10 PG-13.
    Which probably has a lot more to do with tickets not being legally sold to teenagers than lack of interest.
  • hoops23
    Titanic had boobies as a PG-13 movie.
  • wes_mantooth
    Commander of Awesome;1058865 wrote:Tits, violence, and vulgar language help every movie.
    truth.

    I won't be watching this one
  • Jughead
    Commander of Awesome;1058865 wrote:Tits, violence, and vulgar language help every movie.
    Reps for the truth.
  • I Wear Pants
    Shoot. Him. All.
  • Heretic
    The worse thing about all this is that some fucktard will use this to make another round of CHUCK NORRIS MEMES about how he roundhouse kicked the R to a PG-13 or something like that.