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What if Tim Tebow was gay?

  • password
    With all the talk of Tebow possibly being gay, what would happen to his image if it were true?

    1. Would all the holy rollers abandon him or would they all embrace the gay lifestyle as being normal since Tebow is their hero?
    2. What would the media do, since they are the ones that created this monster.
    3. Would the media be willing to change the term "Tebowing" to "Teblowing" if he were gay?


    This speculation is starting to spread all over the internet and it is only a matter of time before something shocking comes out.
  • ts1227
    The media would cover it the same way. Our political board would love it because they chould start 1035480904 threads about liberal bias being why they cover a gay guy.
  • sleeper
    He's not. He's a terrible QB though.
  • Mulva
    It would explain his girly throwing motion, amirite?

    The media would still love him. But the word "adversity" would be used a lot more. The religious fanatics would bail instantly, because loving god and loving the peen are mutually exclusive. Football fans would still think he sucks as a QB, but a lot more fun would be poked at Broncos fans about the gay thing because football fans like to pretend that they're all macho badasses because they watch a contact sport. And Brady Quinn would suddenly be under a lot more scrutiny.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Jebow is not gay.
  • The Equalizer
    He'd never get fucked as hard as he did last night
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Skyhook would be grabbing his ankles in front of him
  • Rotinaj
    lol where is all this talk about him being gay?
  • Con_Alma
    It would matter if he were gay. Being gay isn't the issue with "holly rollers". Acting on it is. He has stated that he isn't sexually active so why would anything change if he were gay?
  • vball10set
    It wouldn't surprise me if he were gay--not that there's anything wrong with that. :o
  • GoPens
    Tim Tebow AND Brady Quinn? How many gay quarterbacks can 1 team have??

    And yes, the Holy Rollers would drop him like a hot potato.
  • thePITman
    If he was gay, it would violate his Christian beliefs. So, either 1) He's not gay, or 2) He's a liar. If it ends up being #2, I'd lose respect for him and no longer root for him. (not because of the gay part, but because of the lying and mis-representing his Christian beliefs)... but I don't think he's gay, so I don't think we'll have to worry about that.
  • Fly4Fun
    If he "was" gay then it'd all be in the past, and apparently he would now be straight.

    However, if Tim Tebow "were" gay, then that'd be interesting as locker room's of professional sports are notoriously unforgiving when it comes to that issue.
  • The Equalizer
    If being gay lets Quinn fuck Alicia Sacramone, I might have to think about changing teams
  • GoPens
    The Equalizer;1053123 wrote:If being gay lets Quinn fuck Alicia Sacramone, I might have to think about changing teams
    Were you there watching him and Sacramone or do you have pics?

  • DeadliestWarrior34
    GoPens;1053135 wrote:Were you there watching him and Sacramone or do you have pics?

    Thats pretty damn gay.
  • bigdaddy2003
    Brady Quinn may be gay but I don't think Tebow is and I highly doubt he is a virgin.
  • skank
    If he were gay, I believe a lot of you on here would begin massive internet searches of pics of him to masturbate to.
  • Curly J
    He would be cured by Michele Bachmann's Gay Clinic.
  • DeyDurkie5
    Fly4Fun;1053113 wrote:If he "was" gay then it'd all be in the past, and apparently he would now be straight.

    However, if Tim Tebow "were" gay, then that'd be interesting as locker room's of professional sports are notoriously unforgiving when it comes to that issue.
    HILARIOUS
  • said_aouita
    You use "if" like their is a doubt?
  • berry
    He does come from behind a lot.
  • password
    Rotinaj;1053051 wrote:lol where is all this talk about him being gay?
    USA Today, SportsBrooks, Jacksonville Newspaper,Nike Forum and many more. There are tons of sites that are asking the same question.
    Curly J;1053143 wrote:He would be cured by Michele Bachmann's Gay Clinic.
    Do they cure them at the clinic by forcing them to eat pussy and make them bang beautiful girls in the missionary position. I would not think that they would be allowed to do it doggie style, that could cause a relapse, as they could think it was a guy they were banging from behind?
  • xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
    berry;1053155 wrote:He does come from behind a lot.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Con_Alma;1053060 wrote:It would matter if he were gay. Being gay isn't the issue with "holly rollers". Acting on it is. He has stated that he isn't sexually active so why would anything change if he were gay?
    It might not change your opinion. But you're Con_Alma.

    It would change the current majority of religious based opinions, though. And, then it's over.

    And, then it's a whole different media frenzy.

    Then, he gets a whole new group of supporters. And, not just gays.