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Freehuddle Exclusive: NEW Tiger Text Messages

  • TheRapist Sasquatch
    Now, I was thinking of releasing these to People and US Weekly, but I am going to make them available on Freehuddle!

    A little background: I first saw Tiger on TV in 2001 and have been enchanted ever since. He is talk, dark, and handsome just as I am. And he likes to play hard to get, which I like in a man (though I am not gay).

    Our sexting affair started nearly a year and a half ago.

    June 26, 6:34 a.m.
    TheRapist Sasquatch (TRS): you up tiger? i like to wake up with some coffee and tiger loving
    Tiger: um, who is this?

    June 27, 12:21 p.m.
    TRS: tiger, seen on sportscenter right now. question--you ever taken a sasquatch?
    Tiger: stop contacting me
    TRS: ever been with a sasquatch and a golf club? use your imagination :)
    Tiger: STOP TEXTING ME. I will call the police

    July 14, 3:32 p.m.
    TRS: should i shave before you come over/ i am a very hair sasquatch :P

    July 14, 3:33 p.m.
    TRS: TIGER???
  • Trueblue23
    Nice Chesapeake