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I have several on my list, but one was the most inventive.

My brother asked me what I wanted a couple of years ago and I told him to get me whatever he thought I needed.

He gave me a gift wrapped piece of moldy white bread with a huge Rottweiler turd on it. I really did not need it, but I am sure that most people have never got one.

Let em rip boys.......

like_that

I do not focus on something petty as the type of gifts I receive for xmas. As long as I am with my family, that is the greatest and only gift that matters.

/Con_Alma

brutus161

When I was about 6 or 7, I wanted a Megatron so fucking bad, but they were impossible to find. My mom, in her infinite wisdom, thought a glow worm was a fine substitute. That deserved a falcon punch.

Fab1b

My ex wife's grandma back in like 00/01 or something got me a remote control holster, like a gun holster but for your TV remote SMH

THE4RINGZ

My uncle once gave me a 9 volt battery tester.

GoPens

ccrunner609;1024641 wrote:i got a cologne box (had to be a re-gift). I think it was Stetson.

Didn't attract enough young boys?

ytownfootball

Not exactly a bad gift but you be the judge:

I was 7, I got a slot race car set which was awesome, and a brand new boyscout knife fresh outta the box. The race set had molded plastic rails that needed separated from the offal, how fucking convenient, a brand new knife! I promptly sliced the piss outta my index finger and bled all over my new shit, looking at the scar as I type.

Ironman92

Gift exchange at school. I bought another teacher $50 worth of stuff off of her "wish list" and another teacher got me a ridiculous football mug (made of rubber) and full of awful chocolates in golf ball wrapping. She also bought me an imitation bobble head of a Reds player, only it looked like the Shoney's Big Boy but old and the paint was chipped. If she spent over $6 she was totally ripped off.

That was also the last year I participated in the school gift exchange.

iluvz

An engagement ring. Ring itself was nice. Just didn't realize the ten years of misery that was attached with accepting it.

sportchampps

on my dads side of the family they do a gift exchange every year. When i turned 18 I participated in my first and last exchange with them. The budget was only 20 bucks and i drew a bengals fan who wanted a bengals hat. I got them a nice bengals hat and went a little over with the total somewhere around 25. During the exchange your asked to list three items as ideas. I listed lotto tickets, fingerless gloves, and some dvd. I recieved a pack of socks from the dollar general but worst of all they infant size socks couldnt have been more then
3 bucks

dwccrew

None are worse than what this girl received.

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vball10set

Fab1b;1024651 wrote:My ex wife's grandma back in like 00/01 or something got me a remote control holster, like a gun holster but for your TV remote SMH

lol, this is GREAT--have any idea where she got it? :laugh:

Rotinaj

Fab1b;1024651 wrote:My ex wife's grandma back in like 00/01 or something got me a remote control holster, like a gun holster but for your TV remote SMH

What did you expect? It was probably that or a knitted christmas sweater 2 sizes 2 small.Old people are crazy!!!!!!!

rmolin73

A gift set of freaking old spice!

Belly35

Worst not really but did create a problem for many years. Not the smartest gift at the time but we manager to make it work. 

Wife and where first married, living in a one bedroom apartment, small kitchen, living room and very small area described as a dinning area. We had a small table in this area that we ate on with four folding type chairs. So you get the idea of the apartment.

My loving wife gets me a, bought and paid for, wrapped, delivered and then stored in the apartment complex garage until Christmas.

What was it a 7.5x4 large Air Hockey Table. This thing was half the size of the living room, half the width of the dinning area it was big. We sit it up in the dinning area and then used it for years as our dinning room table. Every time we moved we had to make sure we had space for the Air Hockey table. 
I put a 4x8 finish plywood on top later to make it a little more like a table …

dlazz

AIDS

BR1986FB

Thread Bomber;1024540 wrote:I have several on my list, but one was the most inventive.

My brother asked me what I wanted a couple of years ago and I told him to get me whatever he thought I needed.

He gave me a gift wrapped piece of moldy white bread with a huge Rottweiler turd on it. I really did not need it, but I am sure that most people have never got one.

Let em rip boys.......

Didn't get but gave a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray in a huge box to my nephew. When I babysat them we always had to either watch "Weird Science" or "Trading Places."

FatHobbit

iluvz;1024712 wrote:Just didn't realize the ten years of misery that was attached with accepting it.

For you, or for him?

said_aouita

dlazz;1024893 wrote:AIDS

The gift that lasts a lifetime.

Fab1b

vball10set;1024833 wrote:lol, this is GREAT--have any idea where she got it? :laugh:

No clue but wish I would have kept it and regifted it LOL

Devils Advocate

dlazz;1024893 wrote:AIDS

Does your pussy still hurt?

thavoice

I have been pretty lucky and havent gotten crappy gifts over the years but a few times I was a little disappointed.

1. Last year I mentioned to the wife that I have never had a massage professionally, and I think I would like one as a gift when I got home from my 6 months of training for the Army. So I got a gift card for it. The place is little less than an hour away. 3.5 weeks after I get this gift card I tell her we should go up to that place so I can get my massage, and I will schedule her one at the same time, and then to a nice dinner. She then informs me that she had already used mine becuase she didnt think i would ever to use it...even tho it was less than a month after I got it!

2. A gf in HS. Back when the CD rage was starting. I wanted ONE THING, a portable CD player. I saw the wrapped Christmas present she got me and it was the EXACT size of what a portable CD player would be so I joined and got like those 12 CD's for like a penny or whatnot things they used to have. CHristmas even I open the present...and it was......a jewelry box thing that i could put my class ring in (that she had by the way) and a spot to put my wallet on it. I was pretty disappointed.

3. Growing up I found out where mom and dad hid the presents. One time when they left I went and tore a small side of the package to see what it was. It said something about red flashing lights or something like that. I was stoked, I thought it was one of those football video games (this woulda been like the mid 80's). On christmas I keep that gift for last to open.....and it was an Alarm clock. So disappointed!

vball10set

Fab1b;1024952 wrote:No clue but wish I would have kept it and regifted it LOL

:thumbup:

dwccrew

said_aouita;1024925 wrote:The gift that lasts a lifetime.

A lifetime that doesn't last long.

thavoice;1025066 wrote:I have been pretty lucky and havent gotten crappy gifts over the years but a few times I was a little disappointed.

1. Last year I mentioned to the wife that I have never had a massage professionally, and I think I would like one as a gift when I got home from my 6 months of training for the Army. So I got a gift card for it. The place is little less than an hour away. 3.5 weeks after I get this gift card I tell her we should go up to that place so I can get my massage, and I will schedule her one at the same time, and then to a nice dinner. She then informs me that she had already used mine becuase she didnt think i would ever to use it...even tho it was less than a month after I got it!

2. A gf in HS. Back when the CD rage was starting. I wanted ONE THING, a portable CD player. I saw the wrapped Christmas present she got me and it was the EXACT size of what a portable CD player would be so I joined and got like those 12 CD's for like a penny or whatnot things they used to have. CHristmas even I open the present...and it was......a jewelry box thing that i could put my class ring in (that she had by the way) and a spot to put my wallet on it. I was pretty disappointed.

3. Growing up I found out where mom and dad hid the presents. One time when they left I went and tore a small side of the package to see what it was. It said something about red flashing lights or something like that. I was stoked, I thought it was one of those football video games (this woulda been like the mid 80's). On christmas I keep that gift for last to open.....and it was an Alarm clock. So disappointed!

Perhaps the reason the women in your life treat you like shit is because you are such a loser?

ManO'War

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