Thing you don’t buy for Christmas

• Belly35

  

  <O Thing you don’t buy for Christmas
  
  
  I was talking to a nice lady and her husband we where talking about Christmas gifts and shopping at a friend’s Open house on Monday. The next thing this lady is listing items that she will not buy as gifts for Christmas for anyone. She had quite a list, about the only item I could think was “Fruit Cake”. I know of no one who eat it nor do I know if anyone even knows that it still being made.
  
  
  I ask the OC are there some items (gifts) that you would not purchase for Christmas?
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Never buy your wife a kitchen appliance for Christmas.
• sleeper

  

  I just write a check. Buying gifts are for the weak and the people that have too much time on their hands.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Music, because... well...
• Belly35

  

  Shoes or Boots ... size matters
• Tiernan

  Facial Hair Remover for the wifey.
• sportchampps

  Socks
• thavoice

  Bowling ball with the name Homer on it.
  
  Unless, of course, your name is Homer and ya just hope your wife doesnt want it and gives it to ya.
• password

  

  Porn, you can just make your own for free.
• said_aouita

  

  Easter candy
• Iliketurtles

  

  Workout equipment.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Pre-paid funeral arrangements
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  A Prostitute
• Curly J

  

  sleeper;1021697 wrote:I just write a check. Buying gifts are for the weak and the people that have too much time on their hands.

  That's the way I roll at Christmas.
• dave

  people under 75 still write checks?
• said_aouita

  

  Would a vaginal cleanser for a girlfriend be wrong?
• bigkahuna

  THE4RINGZ;1021696 wrote:Never buy your wife a kitchen appliance for Christmas.

  What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00
• Thread Bomber

  

  bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00

  Would 300.00 be too much?... Send her over to my house and I will arrange a "discount"
• power i

  

  ^^I asked for a blender.
• Thread Bomber

  

  power i;1022466 wrote:^^I asked for a blender.

  I figured you would be into power tools..."2 cycle maybe... :laugh:
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  said_aouita;1022446 wrote:Would a vaginal cleanser for a girlfriend be wrong?

  Well you want her to have a clean vagina don't you?
• 1_beast

  

  said_aouita;1022446 wrote:Would a vaginal cleanser for a girlfriend be wrong?

  sorry i dropped my boys off in there...
• thavoice

  bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00

  That is just a sneaky way for a wife to get extra gifts because they know the man will feel guilty for getting an appliance for Christmas so he also buys her something else. If you DONT get her something else ya can expect that to backfire down the road, and if you DONT get it for her then she will buy it herself after the fact AND then also the gifts ya got he for christmas.
  
  
  Kinda like as a kid when you ask for your birthday present about a month early...and your parents oblige but they then feel guilty on your birthday and you getting nothing so they get you another gift.......
• Belly35

  

  bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00

  
  Sams Club has Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer for $260.00
• Iliketurtles

  

  bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00

  I don't know if your wife is into breast cancer awareness or just likes the color pink but we just recently got our boss a Kitchen Aid Mixer and it was pink in supprt of breast cancer. We got it at Kohls for 300 about 2 weeks ago.