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Gay Bachelor Party?

  • Fly4Fun
    Belly35;1014822 wrote:I would not suggest that your wife go alone. Not all gay guys are all gay
    Ya, you better not let your wife go anywhere alone. Some guy might try to hook up with her, and she being a woman won't be able to resist temptation, which will end up in a bi-sexual orgy at the gay bachelor party.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Fly4Fun;1014840 wrote:Ya, you better not let your wife go anywhere alone. Some guy might try to hook up with her, and she being a woman won't be able to resist temptation, which will end up in a bi-sexual orgy at the gay bachelor party.
    Bingo. That is why you are a moderator around here, using common sense and shit.
  • Mooney44Cards
    Not going to a gay bachelor party does not, in fact, make you not gay.
  • Timber
    What if the surprise is on you and your wife/ Maybe all the men will have their way with you, while all the lesbian friends shall have their way with your wife.... it could be a set up!! :)
  • SnotBubbles
    The threads staring to spin really fast, cause of all the gayness...

  • dwccrew
    SnotBubbles;1014888 wrote:The threads staring to spin really fast, cause of all the gayness...

    That picture isn't gay. It's just two friends that were playing beach volleyball and they made a spike for the game winning point. If that picture is gay, then the entire Top Gun movie is gay too.
  • Devils Advocate
    This would not be a good party to get drunk and pass out in the bathroom.
  • THE4RINGZ
    dwccrew;1014889 wrote:That picture isn't gay. It's just two friends that were playing beach volleyball and they made a spike for the game winning point. If that picture is gay, then the entire Top Gun movie is gay too.
    You don't think Goose ever corn holed Mav?
  • dwccrew
    THE4RINGZ;1014898 wrote:You don't think Goose ever corn holed Mav?
    ??????:confused:

  • se-alum
    Like most have said, I don't have anything against gay people, but this party just seems weird. I've never been to a straight Bachelor Party and watched porn. I would probably just go have a beer and leave.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    thavoice;1014744 wrote:I know it is the style to make jokes about my wife and I, and most are pretty damned hilarious and not far off point, but this isnt even remotely funny or in the ballpark of what I would ever do.
    I call bull shit on that.
  • password
    THE4RINGZ;1014713 wrote:I would probably go with the understanding of my wife that when shit gets a little too gay for me we are leaving.
    When would that be? There will be alcohol and strippers and I am pretty sure the strippers will not be female, so I am thinking it will be too gay right from the start.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    If you do go, at least you'll know what to get them.

  • password
    SnotBubbles;1014799 wrote:Quit being a bitch. If this were me, I'd go (for my wife)...slip dollar bills in the gay strippers jock strap (for my wife)...and jack off to the gay porn playing on tv....all for my wife. Marriage is about being giving and taking. Be a good husband and not a ***.
    I think we all figured you would be right at home with this and I assume you would drink too much and ask to sleep over after the party.
  • Thread Bomber
    password;1014930 wrote:When would that be? There will be alcohol and strippers and I am pretty sure the strippers will not be female, so I am thinking it will be too gay right from the start.

    Are we talking slightly uncomfortable weird gay, or OMG he's got one in the mouth, two in the butt and one in each hand gay?
  • password
    chicago510;1014758 wrote:I have nothing against gay people or gay marriage, but I am not attending a gay bachelor party with male strippers and gay porn.

    That might be the most awkward party ever if there are straight and gay couples attending.
    My understanding is that most of the people there will be gay except for about 4 couples that have been invited and I am not sure how many of the couples will be there.
    Belly35;1014822 wrote:I would not suggest that your wife go alone. Not all gay guys are all gay
    I don't have to worry about my wife ever cheating on me, trust me.
  • password
    Thread Bomber;1014934 wrote:Are we talking slightly uncomfortable weird gay, or OMG he's got one in the mouth, two in the butt and one in each hand gay?
    I don't want to walk in and watch a bunch of gay guys kissing and hanging on each other. The one in the mouth, two in the butt and one in each hand gay sounds like something that you would see at a SnottBubbles birthday party.
  • Pick6
    password;1014938 wrote:

    I don't have to worry about my wife ever cheating on me, trust me.
    that ugly huh?
  • said_aouita
    I bet a lot of OC'ers are sending PM's, asking for invites to the party.

    Bunch of homo's......see some "half naked women" who's a dude and get all excited.

    Ya'll need to masturbate more or something.
  • ernest_t_bass
    ccrunner609;1014963 wrote:

    You want gay porn images?
  • chicago510
    Is your wife by chance a gym teacher?
  • password
    Pick6;1014947 wrote:that ugly huh?
    HaHaHa, you crack me up.
  • password
    ernest_t_bass;1014965 wrote:You want gay porn images?
    I think what he really wants, is a invite to be the stripper.
  • ernest_t_bass
    password;1015010 wrote:I think what he really wants, is a invite to be the stripper.

    Only at bar-mitzvahs
  • dwccrew
    ernest_t_bass;1015021 wrote:Only at bar-mitzvahs
    Only way to be welcomed to manhood is by a man.