I'm gonna grab a pack of Marlboros and smoke my nipples off.

• Devils Advocate

  

  http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/05/smoking-can-make-your-nipples-fall-off/?hpt=hp_bn10
  
  I need a boob job anyway.
• Sonofanump

  Awesome. I hate being around smokers and love nipples. Win-win.
• Tiernan

  and using the leeches to restore blood flow was genius!