When taking a dump at work...

• Devils Advocate

  

  Is it wrong to feel good about finding a nice warm seat?
  
  Discuss.....
• SnotBubbles

  

  Yes. Because a warm seat also means a foul scent. I hold it until the seat cools off.
• SnotBubbles

  

  ....and what's the difference between a regular dump and a "d dump?"
• chicago510

  

  How would it be warm without being used? Warm means someone's hot sweaty ass and fecal germs are now touching your ass. Gross.
• FatHobbit

  

  chicago510;1004414 wrote:How would it be warm without being used? Warm means someone's hot sweaty ass and fecal germs are now touching your ass. Gross.

  Do you really think it's any more clean when it's cold? The sweat and germs are still there.
• Fab1b

  

  anywhere outside my own home's bathroom I cover the seat with a fortress of tp anyways before sitting down
• chicago510

  

  FatHobbit;1004416 wrote:Do you really think it's any more clean when it's cold? The sweat and germs are still there.

  Not if the cleaning crew was just in there. Gotta be optimistic.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Fab1b;1004425 wrote:anywhere outside my own home's bathroom I cover the seat with a fortress of tp anyways before sitting down

  haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.
• Fab1b

  

  Commander of Awesome;1004430 wrote:haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.

  Good question really and I don't really know why just something I have always done. If I sit on a public toilet without it I am not comfortable.
• GoChiefs

  

  Commander of Awesome;1004430 wrote:haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.

  
  I actually cover those with a paper towel after I've washed my hands.
• dlazz

  I don't poop.
  
  Hope this helps.
• Sonofanump

  I work out of home office. My own personal toliet awaits me after lunch. Hope this helps.
• Riderfan

  look for blue water.
• said_aouita

  

  Commander of Awesome;1004430 wrote:haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.

  I've used hand sanitizer after washing my hands in a public bathroom. Never used sanitizer on my ass or washed my ass in the sink after going bathroom in public.
• said_aouita

  

  Fab1b;1004425 wrote:anywhere outside my own home's bathroom I cover the seat with a fortress of tp anyways before sitting down

  Commander of Awesome;1004430 wrote:haha why? The faucet handlers and handle into the bathroom is worse.

  Flush with my foot and I use hand sanitizer after washing my hands in a public bathroom.
  
  Never used sanitizer on my ass or washed my ass in the sink after going bathroom in public. I'll stick to the Fab1 technique. Cover seat in tp before sitting down.
• ts1227

  

  said_aouita;1004621 wrote:I've used hand sanitizer after washing my hands in a public bathroom. Never used sanitizer on my ass or washed my ass in the sink after going bathroom in public.

  Hand sanitizers are borderline useless. They basically just rearrange germs.
  
  They only really "work" in clinical settings where doctors and nurses use it to compliment washing their hands a ton.
• Thread Bomber

  

  dlazz;1004477 wrote:I don't poop.
  
  Hope this helps.

  
  This explains why you are so full of shit...
• Thread Bomber

  

  SnotBubbles;1004291 wrote:....and what's the difference between a regular dump and a "d dump?"

  
  Have you not heard of hump d dump dy?
• gerb131

  

  I always line the seat if I dont have time then I hover.
• LJ

  

  gerb131;1005030 wrote:I always line the seat if I dont have time then I hover.

  
  You make sure to wipe your vagina away from your butthole too?
• Tobias Fünke

  

  ccrunner609;1004628 wrote:I blow up the jon at work every morning first thing and then hang in the copy room to see who goes in next for a big whiff!!!

  
• 1_beast

  

  there is no seat on the tank of the toilet
  
  
  
  hope this helps
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I work from home.
• raiderbuck

  I put tp all over the seat. Luckily, the bathrooms at my job have handsfree flush and sink.
• gerb131

  

  LJ;1005031 wrote:You make sure to wipe your vagina away from your butthole too?

  Who said anything about wiping?