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Has anyone ever had intercourse with they're best friends exgirlfriend?

  • SnotBubbles
    baseballstud24;1002660 wrote:I had a friend who was looking for someone like that so he'd have a reason to dump his girlfriend.
    Is she hot?
  • FatHobbit
    SnotBubbles;1002768 wrote:Is she at least kinda warm?
    FIFY
  • 1_beast
    I prefer your wife over your girlfriend...


    here to serve
  • bwcomet89
    Fucking your best friends ex is like shooting fish in a barrel. Girls are looking for revenge any way they can get it, after a breakup, and having sex with the ex's best friend is a great way in their minds. The opportunity has come to me a few times, shit this one girl tried to start shit with me while my best friend was in the same room, but I just can't do that.
  • Belly35
    Devils Advocate;1002756 wrote:Girlfriends...... Off limits.


    Moms.... Fair game.

    With my track record many of the OC moms could have been Bellied :D
  • Devils Advocate
    friendfromlowry;1002764 wrote:Dlazz has sex with them while they're still dating them.
    Sounds like you are talking from experience.... What was her name?


    Edit: Sounds like you are talking from experience.... What was HIS name?
  • hasbeen
    I have fucked a lot of my friends girlfriends before they started dating. I warmed them up.
  • friendfromlowry
    Devils Advocate;1002987 wrote:Sounds like you are talking from experience.... What was her name?


    Edit: Sounds like you are talking from experience.... What was HIS name?
    Jason.

    But if you like your best friend and wish to remain best friends with him, it's probably best to avoid his ex-girlfriend like cancer. That's not from experience, just common sense and knowing that girls in general are bitches.
  • Iliketurtles
    Yep I fucked the chick before my best friend started dating her... then they were together for 4 years eventually got married but divorced like 8 months later. At the wedding I hooked up and started dating the my friends wife's sister and we were together for about 2 years and after we broke up I had sex with my friends ex wife(my ex gfs sister) who was already married again.
  • FatHobbit
    Iliketurtles;1003030 wrote:Yep I fucked the chick before my best friend started dating her... then they were together for 4 years eventually got married but divorced like 8 months later. At the wedding I hooked up and started dating the my friends wife's sister and we were together for about 2 years and after we broke up I had sex with my friends ex wife(my ex gfs sister) who was already married again.
    I need a program to follow that.
  • Big_Mirg_ZHS
    I banged an OC'ers ex girlfriend does that count??
  • Dr Winston O'Boogie
    And some of you guys knock me for bad threads? This thread is like Q&A time at the Annual Dumbass Convention.
  • FatHobbit
    Dr Winston O'Boogie;1003111 wrote:And some of you guys knock me for bad threads? This thread is like Q&A time at the Annual Dumbass Convention.
    At least he didn't blame the muslims for the white guy fucking his exgirlfriend :)
  • Iliketurtles
    FatHobbit;1003086 wrote:I need a program to follow that.
    I guess that was written pretty badly. Here is a better break down for you lol.

    I had sex with a girl lets call her Becky.
    A few months later a good friend of mine we can call him Steve started dating Becky. Becky and Steve eventually get married.
    At the wedding I hook up with Becky's sister Candy and we start dating.
    8 months later Becky and Steve get divorced.
    2 years after I start dating Candy we breakup.
    About a month after this breakup I have sex with Becky even tho she is married to another guy.
  • FatHobbit
    Iliketurtles;1003129 wrote:I guess that was written pretty badly. Here is a better break down for you lol.

    I had sex with a girl lets call her Becky.
    A few months later a good friend of mine we can call him Steve started dating Becky. Becky and Steve eventually get married.
    At the wedding I hook up with Becky's sister and we start dating.
    8 months later Becky and Steve get divorced.
    2 years after I start dating Becky's sister we breakup.
    About a month after this breakup I have sex with Becky even tho she is married to another guy.
    Hmmm that wasn't so hard to follow. I guess I just needed names.
  • Iliketurtles
    FatHobbit;1003131 wrote:Hmmm that wasn't so hard to follow. I guess I just needed names.
    Yeah names do make it easier. It also helps breaking it out instead of having the one huge paragraph haha.
  • Devils Advocate
    FatHobbit;1003131 wrote:Hmmm that wasn't so hard to follow. We all need some phone numbers.

    Now ths might be interesting....
  • I Am Ahab
    Didn't know you had a gay little brother.
  • Curly J
    Add me to the club that have. In fact I ended up marrying her...and divorcing her.
  • se-alum
    Iliketurtles;1003129 wrote:I guess that was written pretty badly. Here is a better break down for you lol.

    I had sex with a girl lets call her Becky.
    A few months later a good friend of mine we can call him Steve started dating Becky. Becky and Steve eventually get married.
    At the wedding I hook up with Becky's sister and we start dating.
    8 months later Becky and Steve get divorced.
    2 years after I start dating Becky's sister we breakup.
    About a month after this breakup I have sex with Becky even tho she is married to another guy.
    Why doesn't Becky's sister have a name? Can we call her Candy?
  • Curly J
    FatHobbit;1003086 wrote:I need a program to follow that.
    Just have Ender write you a script for that.
  • Pick6
    banged my step bro's ex fiance..even though it was never that serious..for some reason they got engaged when they were 18 lol.
    Still a secret.
  • Iliketurtles
    se-alum;1003304 wrote:Why doesn't Becky's sister have a name? Can we call her Candy?
    Sure.
  • rmolin73
    All of my best friends are nasty there is no way I would touch their ex's they can blow me though:D
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Why don't you just say sex instead of intercourse?