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MTV Jersey Shore Drinking Game

  • rookie_j70
    The rules are simple:

    -Drink everytime you hear the word "guido"
    -Drink everytime one the girls mention that they think they're "hot"
    -Drink everytime one of the guys has his shirt off
    -Drink everytime one of the guys makes a comment about their muscles
    -Drink everytime Snooki says something stupid
  • Upper90
    I've only watched 10 minutes of that show, and I don't drink, but I imagine if I did, and took you up on this epic challenge, I'd be dead.
  • dtdtim
    rookie_j70 wrote: The rules are simple:

    -Drink everytime you hear the word "guido"
    -Drink everytime one the girls mention that they think they're "hot"
    -Drink everytime one of the guys has his shirt off
    -Drink everytime one of the guys makes a comment about their muscles
    -Drink everytime Snooki says something stupid
    Totally playing this next Thursday...I will be drunk within the first 5 minutes of the show as Ronnie always has his shirt off, The Situation talks about his abs every 2 seconds, and Snooki is a cradle of idiocy within herself.
  • darbypitcher22
    looks like a quick way to get crushed
  • raiderbuck
    rookie_j70 wrote: The rules are simple:

    -Drink everytime you hear the word "guido"
    -Drink everytime one the girls mention that they think they're "hot"
    -Drink everytime one of the guys has his shirt off
    -Drink everytime one of the guys makes a comment about their muscles
    -Drink everytime Snooki says something stupid
    You forgot...drink everytime Mike "The Situation" says the word "situation". Be drunk off your ass before the first commercial break.
  • darbypitcher22
    seriously who calls themselves that?
  • yeahgoahead
    I bet they're all Yankee fans.
  • dtdtim
    darbypitcher22 wrote: seriously who calls themselves that?
    Clearly you've not been in contact with a roid rage Guido lately.

    Sadly enough, this show is not the first time I've heard an Italian person refer to themselves as 'The Situation'...it must be a Jersey thing I guess.
  • rookie_j70
    raiderbuck wrote:
    rookie_j70 wrote: The rules are simple:

    -Drink everytime you hear the word "guido"
    -Drink everytime one the girls mention that they think they're "hot"
    -Drink everytime one of the guys has his shirt off
    -Drink everytime one of the guys makes a comment about their muscles
    -Drink everytime Snooki says something stupid
    You forgot...drink everytime Mike "The Situation" says the word "situation". Be drunk off your ass before the first commercial break.
    okay I'll add that rule in.
  • steel_curtain
    I actually came across a game to the same show with a little different rules and played it earlier.
  • darbypitcher22
    I think the "situation" is that all of those guys are total douchers who all need their ass kicked