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Incredible Feats

  • ernest_t_bass
    How many of you have been fortunate enough to accomplish an incredible feat, that not everyone has the ability (or even luck) to do in their lifetime? I just came up with a couple on this poll.
  • SnotBubbles
    Good thread. I'm sure everyone will be completely honest and no (dishonest) "bragging" is about to take place.

    For the record I've done all of those things. I've also voted "Other" because I've inseminated a sheep....with my own semen.
  • justincredible
    I voted.
  • THE4RINGZ
    justincredible;992540 wrote:I voted.

    Indeed
  • dlazz
    I voted.
  • FatHobbit
    I once shot two rabbits with one shot. I think that's about as close to incredible as I've ever come.
  • thavoice
    My hole in one really was a complete joke.

    Local health club had a 9 hole golf course. one hole was 300 yards, the rest were around 100.


    Was middle of a drought, ground was hard as a rock. I hit the ball like 3 feet off teh ground, I chuck the club in anger and sling out some f bombs. Ball goes bounces, go directly in the sand trap, through teh trap, up the lip, and bounces into the hole. The sand trap was like cement becuase it was so hot and not kept up.


    What a wonderful day.
    My god....that is all I have accomplished?

    Then it has been all down hill.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Can't wait for QQ4Fail or Autofail to come in here and brag about something he's done that no one gives a shit about.
  • BR1986FB
    Done two of those...
  • queencitybuckeye
    I've done the mountain climbing one based on my definition of "considerable".
  • ernest_t_bass
    FatHobbit;992609 wrote:I once shot two rabbits with one shot. I think that's about as close to incredible as I've ever come.
    Dammit. When I originally thought up this thread, that is one that I wanted to include. The "killed two birds with one stone" feat. Nice FAIL, ETFail.
  • SnotBubbles
    And right now, it looks like every single member of this website has hit a hole in one. Including those who have never played golf.
  • said_aouita
    Marathon.
  • FatHobbit
    I also ran a marathon once, but I walked the last 5.2 miles. Not sure if that counts.

    I fucking hate the thought of playing golf, so I've never hit a hole in one.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Your mom.
  • Mulva
    I've never done any of those things listed. I did strike out 10 batters in 3 innings once. But that was in 6th grade, so not quite so impressive.
  • Mulva
    I've never done any of those things listed. I did strike out 10 batters in 3 innings once. But that was in 6th grade, so not quite so impressive.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    Masturbated on an airplane...
  • Pick6
    I've gotten a triple double, in a JV game.
  • Laley23
    Hole in One. Just got it this summer. 7 iron, 189 yards, Hole 11, Riverby Hills Golf Club in Perrysburg, Ohio.

    Triple Double. Many times in High School. The joys of being good at a sport playing in an inferior league (The TAAC, in Toledo). I think I had 4 quadruple doubles my last 2 years.

    Climbed a mountain. Did a few in Colorado. Climbed the continental divide on telemark skis as well. Been rock-climbing at Dead Horse Point (final scene of Thelma and Louis) in Moab, Utah.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Laley23;993135 wrote:Hole in One. Just got it this summer. 7 iron, 189 yards, Hole 11, Riverby Hills Golf Club in Perrysburg, Ohio.

    That's a tough hole. Got a 7 there once. True story.
  • thavoice
    Two HALF marathons. USAF and Indy.
  • BR1986FB
    "Did someone say feets?"

  • dwccrew
    I took a shit that was about 2 feet long. Wrapped around the toilet at least twice. True story.
  • Ironman92
    My Dad has had 2 hole in ones (I have zero, but beat him 98% of the time)....and this past bowling night he bowled a 300 game.