Sleep over: The Rules.

• Devils Advocate

  

  When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:
  
  Lift seat
  Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
  DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER
  
  If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.
  
  
  NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH
  
  The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.
  
  Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.
  
  Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)
  
  end rant
• I Wear Pants

  Sounds like someone pissed on your floor, used your toothbrush, ate all your food and drank your booze, then upperdecked your toilet, and boned your wife (PIIHB, of course).
• Devils Advocate

  

  And it is NOT funny for you to change the message on my answering machine.
  
  ( It was funny, but my MOM didn't appreciate the blow jobs at the KKK meeting reference)
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Sorry, Dude.
  
  We still on for next Thanksgiving?
• vball10set

  I voted
• FatHobbit

  

  vball10set;991612 wrote:I voted

  Reps
• vball10set

  FatHobbit;991627 wrote:Reps

  shhhh (LJIWY) ....plus, you lied
• FatHobbit

  

  vball10set;991666 wrote:shhhh (LJIWY) ....plus, you lied

  I only kinda lied. Apparently I have to spread it around first.
• Skyhook79

  

  Devils Advocate;991470 wrote:When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:
  
  Lift seat
  Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
  DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER
  
  If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.
  
  
  NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH
  
  The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.
  
  Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.
  
  Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)
  
  end rant

  I thought maybe ccrunner609 spent the night until I saw the words "bone my wife". If "my wife" were replaced with "me" then I would have been right.
• I Wear Pants

  It would have been "bone my kids" if it were ccrunner.
• thavoice

  Devils Advocate;991470 wrote:When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:
  
  Lift seat
  Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
  DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER
  
  If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.
  
  
  NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY ****ING TOOTHBRUSH
  
  The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.
  
  Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.
  
  Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)
  
  end rant

  
  Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.
• Sonofanump

  thavoice;991741 wrote:Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.

  Surprised that have not taken his up on his offer for the couch.
• hasbeen

  

  thavoice;991741 wrote:Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.

  
  Wouldn't a man with no legs have to sit to pee?
• Glory Days

  

  Devils Advocate;991470 wrote:When waking at 4:00 am to take a leak:
  
  Lift seat
  Confine stream to the confines of the porcelain circle
  DO NOT GO FOR THE DEEP WATER
  
  If you cannot see/and or aim, Go in the shower, or outside. I would never ask you to sit and pee like a sissy.
  
  
  NO, YOU CAN’T USE MY FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH
  
  The couch and or the floor are available for you to sleep it off. It is not however a license for you to camp out the rest of the weekend.
  
  Feel free to raid the fridge, but leave my alcohol stash alone unless I am awake and there to enjoy it with you.
  
  Please do not attempt to bone my wife (unless she asks of course)
  
  end rant

  This did not help....
  
  Hope this helps.
• dwccrew

  

  pnhasbeen;991941 wrote:

  thavoice;991741 wrote:Well, that is what ya get when you have NCF spend the night.

  Wouldn't a man with no legs have to sit to pee?

  Not if he climbs up on the sink and pisses into the toilet from there. Kind of like pissing off a high cliff only for a midget or cripple.
• hasbeen

  

  dwccrew;995956 wrote:Not if he climbs up on the sink and pisses into the toilet from there. Kind of like pissing off a high cliff only for a midget or cripple.

  
  Thanks for the insight.
• Mulva

  

  Why would you rather have someone piss in your shower than in the deep water?