Funniest Thing That Got You In Trouble

• Rotinaj

  

  My senior year of highschool i ended up being in the bathroom at the same time as 2 of my friends after lunch. In walks the French teacher 2 drop a deuce. We end up turning the lights off as he gets started. Later that day i recieved a dentention for "turning the bathroom lights off, thus plunging me into darkness" Probably doesnt seem funny 2 most on here but im sure some people will have some good ones.
• gorocks99

  

  Horsed around with a kid at Penn State
• Mulva

  

  gorocks99;976724 wrote:Horsed around with a kid at Penn State

  With the benefit of hindsight, I wish I hadn't found that post so amusing.
• tcarrier32

  

  marijuana
• j_crazy

  

  Got a dtb charge on my 18th bday for trying to rush the gate (without a ticket) at a concert in cbus.
• dwccrew

  

  gorocks99;976724 wrote:Horsed around with a kid at Penn State

  I wish I would have done more to try and stop it.
• justincredible

  

  Got arrested the night of my bachelor party for public intox.
• dwccrew

  

  Getting banned from JJ for posting about Freehuddle.com
• dwccrew

  

  justincredible;977275 wrote:Got arrested the night of my bachelor party for public intox.

  That was funnier than the certified letter?
• justincredible

  

  dwccrew;977298 wrote:That was funnier than the certified letter?

  Well, I didn't technically get in trouble with the certified letter. They were just being dicks.
• justincredible

  

  Also, I was once investigated by the Secret Service for counterfeiting.
• dwccrew

  

  justincredible;977307 wrote:Also, I was once investigated by the Secret Service for counterfeiting.

  Yeah, you counterfeited an entire website. Respect
• justincredible

  

  dwccrew;977313 wrote:Yeah, you counterfeited an entire website. Respect

  Reps. But seriously, they thought I was making and/or knowingly passing counterfeit money. They were wrong.
• thePITman

  

  When I was in 2nd grade (1995) I was the only person who really knew how to use a computer. There was a girl we thought had cooties, so I made an Excel spreadsheet that showed her (in rank w/ other girls) and their relative level of cooties and what each level of cooties meant (how disgusting it was). My paper was acquired by the enemy on the school bus before we arrived at school, so I was sent to the principal's office with a detention slip. Fortunately, the detention slip wasn't filled out correctly by the bus driver, so I never got a detention, and I was out of there before my fellow bus-mates had gotten let off the bus. But to this day I remember the lecture I got from the principal. Haha.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  There was a last kid with the name "Keener," when I was in the 3rd grade. I was going down the halls saying, "John Doe Keener, kisses his wiener," and a little girls told on me. Then in the fourth grade I killed a guy. Still can't believe that dumb bitch told on me for saying wiener.
• SnotBubbles

  

  
• Heretic

  

  ernest_t_bass;978065 wrote:There was a last kid with the name "Keener," when I was in the 3rd grade. I was going down the halls saying, "John Doe Keener, I kissed his wiener," and a little girls told on me. Then in the fourth grade I killed a guy. Still can't believe that dumb bitch told on me for saying wiener.

  Fix'd.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Heretic;978272 wrote:Fix'd.

  Reps. I went to school with ETB. This is troof.
• bradmaynard

  

  ETB yelling at me for going on ESPN at the end of class then having our resident school librarian word for word do the exact same thing the next period. ETB and the school librarian were perfect for each other.
• SnotBubbles

  

  bradmaynard;978284 wrote:ETB yelling at me for going on ESPN at the end of class then having our resident school librarian word for word do the exact same thing the next period. ETB and the school librarian were perfect for each other.

  Wait....who are you in real life?
• bradmaynard

  

  SnotBubbles;978292 wrote:Wait....who are you in real life?

  In real life I'm a twenty year old college student who works third shift stocking shelves at Meijer.
• KR1245

  

  Took a sh#t on top of a van
• SnotBubbles

  

  bradmaynard;978302 wrote:In real life I'm a twenty year old college student who works third shift stocking shelves at Meijer.

  Yeah...I texted ETB and he cleared it up for me. Congrats on the awesome career choice.
• Dr Winston O'Boogie

  

  gorocks99;976724 wrote:Horsed around with a kid at Penn State

  One of the great sorrows of my life.
• bradmaynard

  

  SnotBubbles;978309 wrote:Yeah...I texted ETB and he cleared it up for me. Congrats on the awesome career choice.

  If this ends up being my career choice you guys can start a "Suicide Pool" thread on bradmaynard.