Ripped it up in a public place

• Belly35

  

  <o>Ripped it up in a public place.
  
  It happens and the devastation leaves a lasting olfactory impression for those that follow or enter without warning..
  
  Has this ever happen to you or where you the culprit?
  
  
  
  
  After my encounter this morning at the Bob Evans I'm now inventing a out side the door meter for public restrooms that will warm on comers of the potential odors levels inside.</SPAN>
  
  
  
  
  
  
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• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Belly35;976257 wrote:<OAfter my encounter this morning at the Bob Evans I'm now inventing a out side the door meter for public restrooms that will warm on comers of the potential odors levels inside.

  It might be tough for a meter to differentiate the gases emitted from your body versus the high concentration of them naturally in the air.
• Steel Valley Football

  Zwick is so smart he could reverse engineer Belly's farts.
• Go4alOngbOmB

  

  I use what I like to call the "little kid meter".
  
  If I can lay down the second coming of Hiroshima in a public bathroom, most adults who come in will just smell it and THINK to themselves "Holy Shit!"
  
  Little kids on the other hand, will walk it, slam their face into my wall of ass gas and tell the world "Man it stinks in here Daddy!"
  
  When you can make something that still occasionally shits themselves scream in terror, you have accomplished your mission.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Steel Valley Football;976388 wrote:Zwick is so smart he could reverse engineer Belly's farts.

  So could a monkey. Which means you even have hope.
• Belly35

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;976400 wrote:So could a monkey. Which means you even have hope.

  Bazinga ... :laugh:
• Steel Valley Football

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;976400 wrote:So could a monkey. Which means you even have hope.

  ...and your mom has a date. Though, "monkey" isn't very PC. Shame on you. It's 2011 for God's sake.
• dlazz

  
• Steel Valley Football

  Belly35;976423 wrote:Bazinga ... :laugh:

  
  Ok Barry Fucking McQuire.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Steel Valley Football;976431 wrote:...and your mom has a date. Though, "monkey" isn't very PC. Shame on you. It's 2011 for God's sake.

  
  No, monkey in the literal sense. Like the primate you've barely evolved from kind of monkey. Get it now?
• Iliketurtles

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;976459 wrote:No, monkey in the literal sense. Like the primate you've barely evolved from kind of monkey. Get it now?

  I don't think he will maybe you should post him a picture just to clarify further.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Iliketurtles;976463 wrote:I don't think he will maybe you should post him a picture just to clarify further.

  
• Steel Valley Football

  I get it now, thanks. Your mom just dates black people then; not monkeys. My bad.
• justincredible

  

  Hey, chuckleheads. Stop.
• Steel Valley Football

  He's right. We are ruining a perfectly good thread about defacating.
• said_aouita

  

  Steel Valley Football;976553 wrote:He's right. We are ruining a perfectly good thread about defacating.

  Remember, the internet is serious sh*t.
  
  edit
• Steel Valley Football

  said_aouita;976617 wrote:Remember, the internet is serious sh*t.
  
  edit

  
  You should meet Justin.
  
  When I met him, I reached out to shake his hand and he punched me in the throat. That's serious business.
• Big_Mirg_ZHS

  

  Steel Valley Football;976816 wrote:You should meet Justin.
  
  When I met him, I reached out to shake his hand and he punched me in the throat. That's serious business.

  youre lucky it wasnt a
• dwccrew

  

  Steel Valley Football;976431 wrote:...and your mom has a date. Though, "monkey" isn't very PC. Shame on you. It's 2011 for God's sake.

  Steel Valley Football;976506 wrote:I get it now, thanks. Your mom just dates black people then; not monkeys. My bad.

  You're still with the mom jokes? You really need some better material. Let me guess, you gonna hit me with a mom joke? LOL:thumbdown:
  
• Steel Valley Football

  Actually, it's you that don't get it....so I'll clue you in: it's supposed to be dumb.
• dwccrew

  

  Steel Valley Football;977373 wrote:Actually, it's you that don't get it....so I'll clue you in: it's supposed to be dumb.

  
• Steel Valley Football

  Wow yeah it's been explained here before and ad nauseam on the other sites. Maybe you need to pay better attention.