Need help with teen speak/text lingo.

• Mr. 300

  

  Had a friend's daughter say she wanted to polar bear with her BF. What the flock does it mean?
• gorocks99

  

  She's getting golden gate bridged, no doubt.
• tcarrier32

  

  i bet shes about to suck him off with an ice cube in her mouth.
  
  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polar%20bear
• karen lotz

  

  tcarrier32;967176 wrote:i bet shes about to suck him off with an ice cube in her mouth.

  
  Blizzard
• sleeper

  

  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polar bear&page=5
  
  

  a long frozen peice of poop, used as a dildo

• 1_beast

  

  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polar%20bear&defid=2884338 LOL Sounds like a nice girl!
  
  i guess polar bearing is better than Bukkake talk.
• 1_beast

  

  LOL REPS all around....
• dwccrew

  

  By friend's daughter you mean your daughter. She's going to have sexual relations of some sort with her boyfriend. Probably involves beastiality.
• Sonofanump

  Angry Dragon is the best for lulz.
• skank

  

  Don't lie about the reason you want to know....You're hooking up with some young boy on the internet aren't you? Btw, since when can you use a media device at your Amish farm?
• skank

  

  dwccrew;967191 wrote:By friend's daughter you mean your daughter. She's going to have sexual relations of some sort with her boyfriend. Probably involves beastiality.

  
  
  The guy is Amish, if it involved beastiality, he would know what it meant.
• dwccrew

  

  skank;967202 wrote:The guy is Amish, if it involved beastiality, he would know what it meant.

  Yeah but Polar Bears aren't usually found in Amish country, so I can see where he'd get confused.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Polar Bear > Nittany Lion.
• vball10set

  THE4RINGZ;967212 wrote:Polar Bear > Nittany Lion.

  lol--REPS!!!
• June18

  You sure it's not the Smokey Bear?
• Mr. 300

  

  Lulz all around. I have 2 boys, so it ain't my daughter peeps. She's a little on the wild side, and he isn't hip to a lot of this stuff. I'm in tune with two teenage sons, but have never heard this one before.
  
  Some of y'all need some serious help.
• Mulva

  

  I'm guessing it means she wants to hunt for seals and lose her habitat.
  
  It's either that or the frozen poop dildo one, for sure.
• 1_beast

  

  at least she isnt asking him for a cleveland steamer (yet)
• THE4RINGZ

  

  1_beast;967404 wrote:at least she isnt asking him for a cleveland steamer (yet)

  
  I am more of a fan of the Roman Helmet.
• gorocks99

  

  I'm partial to the Tennessee Switcheroo ... gets her every time.
• Sonofanump

  I love giving the bus driver, never enough usage of the horn.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  The donkey punch kicks ass too.
• I Wear Pants

  THE4RINGZ;967416 wrote:The donkey punch kicks ass too.

  How can a punch also be a kick?
• password

  

  Mr. 300;967316 wrote:Lulz all around. I have 2 boys, so it ain't my daughter peeps. She's a little on the wild side, and he isn't hip to a lot of this stuff. I'm in tune with two teenage sons, but have never heard this one before.
  
  Some of y'all need some serious help.

  
  
  Fixed...This is what you wanted to say.
  
  

  Mr. 300;967316 wrote:Lulz all around. I have 2 boys, so it ain't my daughter bitches. She's a little whore, and he isn't concerned as long as they can still shower together. I'm down with the chicks my sons date, but have never banged this one before.
  
  Some of y'all need to bang this chick soon.

• bigkahuna

  Alabama Hotpocket anyone?