Penn state jokes

• Devils Advocate

  

  
  
  Too soon?????
• Devils Advocate

  

  This week's PSU game: Cornhuskers versus Cornholers.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Did you hear that Mcdonalds is introducing the McSandusky Burger?
  
  it is a piece of old meat between fresh buns
• Devils Advocate

  

  What time is curfew in the Penn State athletic dorms?
  
  When the big hand touches the little hand.
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  It's odd seeing a defense guy teaching kids how to pitch and catch.
• Heretic

  

  Devils Advocate;965285 wrote:Did you hear that Mcdonalds is introducing the McSandusky Burger?
  
  it is a piece of old meat between fresh buns

  This was worth a rep. Easily.
• Devils Advocate

  

  Penn State football: We start you out as a tight end and make you a wide reciever.
• Big_Mirg_ZHS

  

  IF an old woman who likes young guys a cougar is a old man who likes young boys a nittany lion?
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Devils Advocate;965322 wrote:Penn State football: We start you out as a tight end and make you a wide reciever.

  Reps
• berry

  Does your kid lack the weapons for football success? Bring him to the PSU camp.
  
  Our coaches will expand his arse in all.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  How does Penn State separate the men from the boys
  
  They dont
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Come on guys, the Penn State jokes are getting old... unlike the kid in the shower
• j_crazy

  

  Joe pa wasn't chasing the ref off the field. Someone told him that sandusky was throwing a bar mitsvah in the showers.
• brutus161

  

  Come on Sandusky, kids are like square roots. Anything 14 and under, you should just do in your head.
• dwccrew

  

  Big_Mirg_ZHS;965332 wrote:IF an old woman who likes young guys a cougar is a old man who likes young boys a nittany lion?

  Great!
• bigkahuna

  j_crazy;965554 wrote:Joe pa wasn't chasing the ref off the field. Someone told him that sandusky was throwing a bar mitsvah in the showers.

  Probably my favorite one. That or the pedalion logo.
• berry

  Why did Sandusky leave the Big 10.
  
  He found a big 8.
• Devils Advocate

  

  During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,
  "Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."
• Devils Advocate

  

  What did the woman on the beach say to Jerry Sandusky?
  She said "Hey! You're in my son!"
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• bases_loaded

  

  Clay Aiken hated football, but loved Penn State football camp
• tcarrier32

  

  brutus161;965696 wrote:Come on Sandusky, kids are like square roots. Anything 14 and under, you should just do in your head.

  16 is such a better age for this joke, not only it is the age of consent in ohio, but its also a perfect square.
• Hoyt

  Penn State’s Head Coach, Joe Paterno, addressed the media this morning:
  
  Good day, everyone. Thank you for coming here today to the University Park YMCA. We have a busy schedule; we’ve found ourselves a little behind, and have a lot to cram in, so I would like to push forward right away . . .
  
  For the past four decades, as the head of the Penn State football program, I worked hard to grow every dimension of this beloved ivory tower. My every vein pumped with pride in my head role. From small beginnings, we ballooned to become the most explosive team in men’s collegial sports. You can imagine how all this has given me a big head and a swollen pride that has become a little too large to swallow.
  
  Each day, we managed the delicate balance between the two great poles of sports and academia. Our tender, young jocks graduated as hardened men knowing how to stay in front in the real world; knowing that we would always be behind them. I tried not to be too rigid in my approach, but I was always firm. I want my spirited, young men to fight hard for every inch; no matter how delicately and delightfully slow the progress. We all can’t be as loose as receivers and tight ends; whether fullback, halfback, or bareback; sometimes, you have to push hard in the trenches to reach your ends.
  
  It chafes me that from the beautiful, new, smooth Halfmoon Valley Road, to Mount Nittany, all the way down the highway to Hershey, we have become, in the end, the butt of every limp joke. It blows me away to think that the head of such a swell thing can be so beaten. The press can be cheeky. It’s as if I had never driven into Entrance, climbed Tower, or even dreamed of playing in Beaver.
  
  Still, no other sports venue has such graceful portals with such enormous seating capacity. It was a great thrill to emerge from that dark tunnel to the resounding screams of the student body. The boys will never tire of receiving that flood of love.
  We must extend ourselves to our boosters and backers and their children: We want to cover every member of our team. I give my boys everything I have. No one at Penn State was ever seen as only an appendage. At the risk of laying it on too thick, you are the biggest thing in the world, and the reason we do what we do.
  
  Finally, I am announcing my immediate departure and my replacement as head coach by the talented Rod Stroker. I know he’s ready to go.
  
  Penn State will continue to hold open all its doors in welcome. Our troubles will not stop or stall visits. No matter the trials that hurt or pain us, no matter who has to reign us, in the end, we will go on to glories whole.