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Zwick's wife makes more than him, how long does the marriage last thread?

  • BigYtownRed
    Zwick's in trouble right off the bat in this lifetime covenant we all call marriage.

    Future thread posts will be: 1) "How ticked do you get when the wife puts the ice cube tray back with only one cube in it?"

    2) "Why don't women push up the toothpaste from the bottom?"

    3) "Toilet paper roll over the top like it should be or underneath like she does it?"


    I got 19 months unless he is making more cash than her then I'll give it 25 months. :laugh:
  • GoPens
    Pictures or I don't believe any woman would agree to spend eternity with him.
  • THE4RINGZ
    Oh come on, my second wife and I believe love lasts forever.

    Good luck Zwick I hope you win the "over" on this bet by many years.
  • sleeper
    What a p.ussy.
  • wes_mantooth
  • I Wear Pants
    Wes we know what you'd choose there.
  • dwccrew
    I Wear Pants;964293 wrote:Wes we know what you'd choose there.
    The same answer as you.
  • NYFan54
    If things go South, he can always get dating tips from Darby
  • dwccrew
    NYFan54;964654 wrote:If things go South, he can always get dating tips from Darby
    They'd have to go as far south as the South Pole.
  • Sonofanump
    NYFan54;964654 wrote:If things go South, he can always get dating tips from Darby
    I usually call Mattinctown.
  • Steel Valley Football
    I heard he's marrying one of the "dancers" he hired for his low-budget rap videos. One was called "Gangsta on the Golf Course", iirc.